tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post6533643585945436270..comments2024-03-29T01:17:04.775-04:00Comments on Jungle Red Writers: When Will I Ever Learn?Jungle Red Writershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16646429819267618412noreply@blogger.comBlogger71125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post-57850280102409226502017-10-17T00:53:41.189-04:002017-10-17T00:53:41.189-04:00Exactly, Gigi! :))Exactly, Gigi! :))Lyndahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03788610902096354682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post-19183262378081163652017-10-16T23:22:04.218-04:002017-10-16T23:22:04.218-04:00I dunno about the cat barf, Lynda. I always seem ...I dunno about the cat barf, Lynda. I always seem to find it by leaving the lights off and walking to the bathroom barefooted.Gigi Norwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00495357787099352860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post-7478938354635848872017-10-16T22:46:29.397-04:002017-10-16T22:46:29.397-04:00At 67, one would hope I'd've learned these...At 67, one would hope I'd've learned these lessons, but I seem doomed to repeat certain mistakes. <br /><br />Get up the first time the alarm goes off. Do not hit snooze. <br /><br />An activity always takes longer than I think it will. This goes double for making a receipe the first time. Do not rely on the time a receipe says it will take. <br /><br />When you hear your cat barf in the middle of the night, get up, turn the lights on, and clean it up. Do not wait until morning. <br /><br />Lyndahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03788610902096354682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post-54125311831299912902017-10-16T17:25:04.462-04:002017-10-16T17:25:04.462-04:00Jim, I even count the slices when I'm peeling ...Jim, I even count the slices when I'm peeling potatoes. My finesses work more often than not because I counted every card in every suit. Wouldn't it be fun to have a Reds bridge tournament.Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14187856103924954287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post-66013147087575600812017-10-16T17:20:46.508-04:002017-10-16T17:20:46.508-04:00You know, I suspect she was born in stilettos, sor...You know, I suspect she was born in stilettos, sort of along the lines of foot binding only not the painful kind. Yet she claims to wear black flip-flops, which no one has actually seen on her feet, right?Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14187856103924954287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post-60195557153934019142017-10-16T16:02:29.783-04:002017-10-16T16:02:29.783-04:00The third scoop is also often a bad idea too, but ...The third scoop is also often a bad idea too, but that just seemed too normal to mention.<br /><br />Here's one Hallie might appreciate (anyone else?): if I take that finesse, it will lose and the lead that I fear will come back.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post-75486595157375216032017-10-16T15:26:14.231-04:002017-10-16T15:26:14.231-04:00Exactly, Pat D. Iffy means no. Exactly, Pat D. Iffy means no. Hank Phillippi Ryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07630366214207785339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post-71467676021536508512017-10-16T15:25:37.525-04:002017-10-16T15:25:37.525-04:00WRONG! (love you..xoo)WRONG! (love you..xoo)Hank Phillippi Ryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07630366214207785339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post-32953111302236161042017-10-16T15:20:46.568-04:002017-10-16T15:20:46.568-04:00I have enough handbags. Really.I have enough handbags. Really.Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09875728137170982198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post-1043521296286940652017-10-16T15:17:09.038-04:002017-10-16T15:17:09.038-04:00Hallie, I've been stuck in an elevator.Hallie, I've been stuck in an elevator.<br />Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09875728137170982198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post-14397284012816232772017-10-16T15:11:45.613-04:002017-10-16T15:11:45.613-04:00Or being the next LeBron James, et al sports figur...Or being the next LeBron James, et al sports figure.Karen in Ohiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002794561817071780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post-74470134732556283282017-10-16T15:10:41.513-04:002017-10-16T15:10:41.513-04:00Hank has PhD stiletto walking skills. I once saw h...Hank has PhD stiletto walking skills. I once saw her walk down the CENTER of a wide staircase while wearing heels. Without holding on. I bow down.Karen in Ohiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002794561817071780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post-83613601409058859702017-10-16T14:53:35.722-04:002017-10-16T14:53:35.722-04:00Does it not all depend on the size of the scoop as...Does it not all depend on the size of the scoop as well as the flavor of the ice cream?<br />Four of pomegranate are just about perfect. <br />What I have learned is that there are no such things as a bad time to eat ice cream, bad weather in which to eat ice cream, and too much ice cream. ;-)Elisabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09047379987310210498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post-79047292075075842262017-10-16T14:34:40.507-04:002017-10-16T14:34:40.507-04:00Welcome, Christine! So glad you enjoyed the panel...Welcome, Christine! So glad you enjoyed the panel!Ingrid Thofthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04063912686011336076noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post-75403845975286993132017-10-16T14:30:49.497-04:002017-10-16T14:30:49.497-04:00I'm with Hank: Fourth??? I wish!I'm with Hank: Fourth??? I wish!Ingrid Thofthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04063912686011336076noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post-10842424219190203852017-10-16T14:09:06.773-04:002017-10-16T14:09:06.773-04:00Things I should have learned by now:
I can never m...Things I should have learned by now:<br />I can never make up the ten extra minutes I stay online before taking a shower to go somewhere.<br />DVRing more than one episode of a show means I will more than likely be behind on a show for the rest of the season.<br />Making a budget for Christmas spending is an exercise in futility.<br />Buying a top that I love in a size I think I will be when the season rolls around to wear it is always a mistake.<br />The shoes that hurt you the last time you wore them will hurt you the next time you wear them.Kathy Reelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17004247271452356577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post-10076723956362253962017-10-16T13:58:18.718-04:002017-10-16T13:58:18.718-04:00And your odds of being the next Miss America are e...And your odds of being the next Miss America are even greaterAnnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14187856103924954287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post-11889850877240532232017-10-16T13:03:31.009-04:002017-10-16T13:03:31.009-04:00Ditto on what everyone has said! I have learned th...Ditto on what everyone has said! I have learned that I cannot suspend time. If I have 20 minutes it will not magically turn into 40 within the time frame. Although I am still working on it. No matter how much that clothing item is reduced do NOT buy it if you are iffy. Do not. If I need some peace and quiet for whatever reason I can guarantee that damn phone will ring off its hook. And none of those calls will matter. No matter how enticing that salty deliciousness is do not OD on Fritos or tortilla chips. You know what will happen.Pat Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12732230586783432052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post-6770125279385407512017-10-16T12:59:38.150-04:002017-10-16T12:59:38.150-04:00Agreed, Kait, on the kids and pets - they are my t...Agreed, Kait, on the kids and pets - they are my touchstones. Jenn McKinlayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03214926031147370862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post-48556877561896407762017-10-16T12:57:09.720-04:002017-10-16T12:57:09.720-04:00Ha! Yes! I frequently say to the Hooligans - Just ...Ha! Yes! I frequently say to the Hooligans - Just because you can doesn't mean you should!Jenn McKinlayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03214926031147370862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post-18552889597087617332017-10-16T12:56:09.783-04:002017-10-16T12:56:09.783-04:00I hear you, Debs! I am pooped! I hear you, Debs! I am pooped! Jenn McKinlayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03214926031147370862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post-47029887785682191482017-10-16T12:51:54.710-04:002017-10-16T12:51:54.710-04:00And agreed! the being outside thing is so importa...And agreed! the being outside thing is so important! Hank Phillippi Ryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07630366214207785339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post-67560650336030707512017-10-16T12:51:29.627-04:002017-10-16T12:51:29.627-04:00FOUR?? xoxoxoFOUR?? xoxoxoHank Phillippi Ryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07630366214207785339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post-40194520027167695932017-10-16T12:50:02.963-04:002017-10-16T12:50:02.963-04:00Oh, SO true. Sometimes I actually count my things....Oh, SO true. Sometimes I actually count my things. Purse, tote, suitcase.<br /> And when we leave every morning, I say to Jonathan: Got your watch? Got your wallet? Got your phone? <br />When we go to events, he says to me: Got your shoes? Got your speech? Got your bookmarks? <br />Hank Phillippi Ryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07630366214207785339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1001156153899984046.post-51196272887998072552017-10-16T12:48:25.767-04:002017-10-16T12:48:25.767-04:00NEVER eat almonds; the first call to 911 should ha...NEVER eat almonds; the first call to 911 should have been the clue.<br />The third bottle of wine is probably too much.<br />If your dog awakens you in the middle of the night, failing to let/take her/him out is never a good idea.<br />No matter how many times your wife asks, "Does this dress make me look frumpy?" or "Do you think I've gained weight?", answering "Yes" is never a good idea.<br />The dealer always wins; the dice ARE loaded; and your chances of dying in a terrorist attack are higher than your chances of winning a Powerball lottery.Jim Boycehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04138746930957069361noreply@blogger.com