Truckling: Not our forte

HALLIE EPHRON: Truckle. Verb. A new word for me, it was in last week’s Boston Globe talking about a certain politician's willingness to act in a subservient manner.

I looked it up (thank you Google), and truckle can also be a noun meaning a barrel-shaped cheese or a low bed that slides under another bed.

I posted this earth shaking discovery -- a new word! -- on Facebook and my dear writer friend Cajsa Baldini commented that truckle was a variant of trundle, as in trundle bed. A waggish friend pictured a truck laughing. For me the word conjures a person trudging truculently. Or perhaps some kind of British pudding.

A designer friend was moved to share her pet peeve: “Those fabrics you put on and around windows are NOT drapes, they are draperies. The ‘folds’ you get when scrunching up fabrics are drapes. Drives me nuts when people even my design industry insist upon using it incorrectly.”

I, of course, was clueless about this and have been misusing drapes my entire writing life. From now on, it's curtains.

My mother, a writer and English major, used to be driven nuts by people who said "off of" - apparently it should just be "off" (get off the couch). Also on her hit list were people who pronounced forte forTAY. Wrong wrong wrong. According to her, it's simply pronounced FORT.

She was formidable. I was inclined to truckle when she corrected my grammar or pronunciation and most of her rules (biases?) have become mine. Though I try never to say "forte" aloud since she's the only person I've ever heard pronounce it her way. Avoidance has always been my strong suit.

What are your pet peeves when it comes to usage or pronunciation in the world of words, AKA a writer’s playground.

HANK PHILLIPPI RYAN: At a restaurant, when people order, they sometimes say: “I’ll take the truckle (for instance) rare, with…” It is NOT “I’ll take.”

It’s “I’d like” or “I’ll try” or even “I’ll have” Or “May I have.” It is also most emphatically, NOT: “I’ll DO the truckle…” NO no no, not DO. Not TAKE.

Argh.

Also I wonder about “for free.” It’s not “for free,” it’s simply free. You can get that for free? Nope, you can get that free.

(There’s also material. Rolls of thing that you make clothing from is not material. It’s “fabric.”)

Also, and probably not finally, where did “out of” come from? “He’s out of Oklahoma.” You mean--from there?

JENN McKINLAY: Truckle - that is an unexpected word! It sounds like something I would make up while playing Scrabble and staunchly insist it’s real.

I’m okay with mispronunciations because people mispronounce words when they learn them while reading (the librarian in me gives a double thumbs up on that). As for my own grammar weaknesses, well, my copyeditor always has to lop the “ofs” from my “offs” - your mother would be quite appalled - because I can’t seem to break that habit.

The one that grates on my nerves is when people say “he goes” instead of “he said” -- it’s maddening! The speaker is SPEAKING they’re not GOING anywhere. Argh!

HANK: Oh, Jenn, I agree on mispronunciations...that’s a different thing. (For a long time I really thought it was muncipal). (No to mention misled,which clearly is myzled.)

And going. Ahhhh…

JULIA SPENCER-FLEMING: Agreed with Jenn - as a young person (and by this I mean well into my twenties) I would mispronounce words because my reading vocabulary was so much larger than what I heard spoken around me. My daughters do the same now, and they bristle when I correct them, but I figure better your mom than a fellow guest at a dinner party. Which happened to me, when I pronounced “detritus” wrong (I put the emphasis on the initial syllable instead of the middle.)

There’s one common pronunciation that irks me, however, and that’s err rhyming with air. Yes, folks, I know it’s become increasingly accepted over the past 50 years and that way of saying it is even okayed in most American dictionaries. It still chaps my you-know-what. Err should rhyme with her, and that’s that.

Do not even get me STARTED on substituting impact for effect unless you have time for my fifteen minute rant on why effect versus affect is not that damn hard, come on.

LUCY BURDETTE: Hank, you would hate going out with our neighbors--they always “do” the steak etc.

How about the word versus? Drives me crazy when people pronounce it as “verse.”

RHYS BOWEN: Hank, it also drives me mad when people ask for things in a rude way. Perhaps their parents didn’t instill in them that one says , “Please may I have…”

Do you want my whole list of pet peeves? I think my hands would get tired of typing first. Lay and lie. Now even newscasters get it wrong (except Hank, of course, who is always perfectly correct in everything). It’s so easy too. If there is an object it’s a transitive verb. You lay something. I lay down the book. Lay is also the past tense of lie. I lie on the bed. Yesterday I lay on the bed. But I think the damage has already been done and lay will become acceptable.

And simple grammar of parts of speech. How many people say between you and I? Prepositions take the accusative or dative. That’s why it’s so useful to have learned foreign languages. My degree is in German and French and I love German especially as it has rules. When you see this, you always do this. It’s great to teach German… except that now so much English has crept into the German language. Everything to do with computers, lots of slang words. I wrote a thesis on the foreign word in the German language. Now it would be several pages longer!

And don’t get me started on irregardless!

DEBORAH CROMBIE: When I think English is going to grammar hell I keep reminding myself that language is always changing and evolving. Still, the misuse of pronouns, even though ubiquitous, drives me bonkers. People who are educated and know better say "Me and John are going to do--" I have to fan myself…

But on a more writerly note, I have a serious peeve about the misuse of "may" and "might." It's a very subtle thing, I know. "May" is more definite than "might," so how likely something is to happen is subjective. Still, so often "may" is used when it really should be "might." I "may" go to the store later as we are out of bread. However, I "might" run into Daniel Craig in the pub next time I am in London.

HALLIE: So are we preaching to the choir, or do you think we take our words entirely too seriously?