Wednesday, January 28, 2026

GETTING MY DUCKS IN A ROW by VM Burns


LUCY BURDETTE: Today I'm happy to bring back a friend from Mystery Lovers Kitchen, VM (Valerie) Burns. If you love comfort food with a southern twist, visit her on alternate Thursdays on our cozy foodie blog. But enough about food--today she's talking about big life changes, and how they made their way into her new book. Welcome Valerie!

VM BURNS: A year ago, I realized it was time. Time to make a change. Time to take a leap of faith. Time to quit the soul sucking day job and write fulltime. It was time I got my ducks in a row.


Ever since I came out of the closet and announced to the world that “I AM A WRITER.” I’ve met hundreds, maybe thousands, of people who all want to write. I never knew there were so many people who shared my dream. Sadly, most people never get beyond the dream stage. Some start writing, but never finish. Others finish a book, but are quelled by the cold realities of traditional publishing. It’s HARD. Even for those of us who are fortunate enough to land an agent and a traditional publishing deal, getting to the stage where you can support yourself as a writer, is almost impossible.

Why is writing fulltime such a challenge? The primary reason is that traditional publishing doesn’t provide a steady, regular income. The day job paid me every two weeks. Most traditional publishers pay royalties twice per year. And royalties are based on sales made six months in arrears. There are also things like taxes, insurance, and intellectual property that I needed to figure out. Thinking about all the things that I needed to do was overwhelming. I read books. I attended seminars. And I talked to people who were doing it. Ultimately, I came up with a plan (and a backup plan) which enabled me to take the leap. Giving up the safety of a regular paycheck along with health insurance felt like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute. It was scary. But, it has also been one of the best decisions I’ve ever made.

Getting off the corporate ladder isn’t for everybody. And for anyone who’s stuck in a soul sucking day job, I recommend doing your research before making that leap. Getting your ducks in a row may involve consultations with doctors, lawyers, accountants, financial planners, and therapists. Don’t be afraid to ask questions. And sometimes, you may need to make small baby steps rather than giant leaps. As Samantha Washington says, “Life is too short, not to be happy.”

My journey to corral my ducks was the inspiration for the 11th book in my Mystery Bookshop Mystery series, Murder From A to Z. Whatever your goal is for organizing your ducks, don’t be afraid to put in the research and come up with a plan (or three). After all is said and done, you may ultimately decide NOT to jump out of that airplane, but at least you’ll have neat orderly ducks.

Most people think of making big life changes at the start of a new year like diets, exercise, and financial changes. Do you have ducks that you want to organize in 2026?

ABOUT THE BOOK: Nana Jo has volunteered her lawyer granddaughter, Jenna, to teach estate planning to retirees—with Sam providing her bookshop as the venue. But during the seminar, entitled Getting Your Ducks in Order, it quickly becomes clear someone’s up to Fowl Play. When elderly Alva Tarkington, accompanied by her niece, sits down for a consultation, Sam realizes the woman’s frequent blinking is actually Morse Code—S.O.S. The sisters get her alone, and Alva tells them she believes her life is in danger and must change her will . . .

Unfortunately, Alva is found dead the next day—seemingly from natural causes. But Nana Jo and the sisters suspect otherwise. In between penning her latest historical mystery, set in 1939 as England declares war on Germany and Lady Elizabeth Marsh pursues stolen paintings and a traitor, Sam teams up with the senior sleuths of Shady Acres to search for motives—beginning with Alva’s family. They soon learn not everyone is who they say they are, and someone is more than qualified to teach a class on cold-blooded murder . . .


Murder From A to Z releases on January 27th.



Valerie (V. M.) Burns is an Agatha, Anthony, Edgar, and Next Generation Award-finalist. Writing as V. M. Burns, she is the author of the Mystery Bookshop, Dog Club, and RJ Franklin Mystery series. As Valerie Burns, she writes the Baker Street Mystery series. She also writes the Bailey the Bloodhound Mystery series as Kallie E. Benjamin. In addition to writing, Valerie is an adjunct professor in the Writing Popular Fiction MFA Program at Seton Hill University in Greensburg, PA. Born and raised in northwestern Indiana, Valerie now lives in Northern Georgia with her two poodles. Connect with Valerie at vmburns.com.


46 comments:

  1. Congratulations, Valerie, on your newest book . . . and what an intriguing premise for a story!
    No thoughts of big life changes here, but perhaps there are some small things I could work on to get the little ducks in a row . . . .

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    1. Thanks, Joan. I think little ducks can make a big difference. :-)

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  2. Let's hear it for full-time writing! I took the leap 13 years ago, and I'm so glad I did. During the first year I did a bit of consulting to make ends meet, but I've been supporting myself for years now.

    I love the premise of your new book, Valerie, and congratulations!

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  3. Happy Book Birthday! I can't wait to read it. At the moment, my ducks are in a row.

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    1. Thanks, Dru Ann. And congrats on getting those ducks in a row. That's not easy.

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  4. Congratulations, Valerie. How wonderful that you were able to make the leap to full time writing. I wish you every success.

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  5. Valerie, congrats on your new book.

    And that is definitely quite the leap to take given the unstable field that writing has become in the here and now. But that you were able to do it will seemingly be good for you.

    Here you are jumping off the corporate ladder while I'm still trying to get back into the job market after losing my job of 26+ years back in March of 2025. What I'm finding is that pretty much no one seems to be interested in hiring someone my age. Even for the kind of soul-sucking entry level BS jobs that I applied for just to have some money coming in.

    So I guess if there are any ducks I want to get in a row it is getting a new job (the kind that allows the government to steal money from me) and getting back to paying more of the bills on time.

    Kind of sad that these are now my goals but there you have it.

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    1. Oh Jay, so sorry you are going through this. I have no advice to offer, just solidarity. I went through a similar period starting around March of 2008 so I know very much how it feels. It was several years of intermittend unemployment/underemployment/attempted self-employment before I settled into a new field (at a lower pay) and eventually began to feel in some way like my life was under control again. Hang in there buddy -- this too shall pass. Possibly like a kidney stone, at times, but it will pass and there's life beyond it.

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    2. I am so sorry Jay. This is probably not useful, but back in the day I would volunteer at a job I wanted (let's say at a school, or company) not necessarily that I'd get hired there but to have an insight on hirings, friends who could put in a good word, etc.

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    3. Jay, I'm sorry to hear about this. I wish I had a solution or suggestion, but sadly, I don't. I am sending you all of the positive energy that I can. Good luck and hang in there.

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    4. Since some of us on the blog may have useful contacts for you Jay, what is your employment field?

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    5. Jay, would you consider sharing what types of jobs would you be most interested in finding? There are many New Englanders on this blog who have a lot of respect for you and would help you if we could.

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    6. Jay, your posts here are always my favorite - are you a writer? I always get a chuckle so thanks for making all of our day a little better.

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    7. Jay, I am so sorry you are going through this. That's a great suggestion from Judy. You have a big support team here!

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    8. Susan - Thank you.

      Anonymous #1 - Thanks for the advice. Sadly, I don't have time to volunteer anywhere to learn about a job. And a friend who can put in a good word sadly didn't work out with the one attempt at a job I did land that I physically couldn't handle and didn't last at the place. It was bad.

      Valerie - Thank you.

      Anonymous #2 - I have no idea what my employment field would be these days since the job landscape has changed so much since I last had to look for a job 26 years ago. I was a warehouse manager for a dental supply company and pretty good at my job. But given the changes in technology to do the job, I doubt I'm qualified to do that kind of stuff. And I'm a wreck physically. Right now, I am stumped.

      Judy - I'll reach out to you on Facebook. It's hard to know what I'm capable of doing anymore. Between lack of current knowledge with technology and physical issues, options are probably limited.

      Anonymous #3 - I'm only considered a writer if you count the reviews I write for a couple of music websites and when I was doing book reviews for Mystery Scene magazine. I just have the occasional ability to string words together in a coherent and sometimes amusing fashion. I've yet to plot out my thus far mythical detective novel.

      Deb - Thanks.

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  6. Valerie, congratulations on the new book! Just requested my library order a copy. I enjoy all of your books and especially like this series and the way you write a story within a story. Thanks for taking that leap. Many of us have benefited from your choosing to meet that challenge. -- Victoria

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    1. Victoria, thank you so much. I love that the library has my books. Libraries are amazing.

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  7. Valerie, congrats on the new book and for making the leap (after doing your research). I'll be checking to see if our library system has any of your series, but especially the Mystery Bookshop Mystery series. I was just trying to help a patron find books new to her yesterday and this will be a perfect fit! (And not just for her!).

    My ducks, sadly, are not in a row. In fact, whenever I make a plan to get them in a row, they laugh maniacally and scatter in all directions. I think there's one chortling under the couch now.

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    1. Flora, that is hilarious. Maniacally laughing ducks is the best image. Thanks for the support.

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  8. Valerie, congratulations on your new book. By serendipity, just yesterday I wrote myself a note to order “The Plot is Murder” from my library. I’ll now add this one! I’m glad you got your ducks in a row and I have a “new” author to add to my list!

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    1. Suzette, thank you so much. I hope you enjoy the mysteries.

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    2. Suzette, I particularly love the Baker Street Mysteries. The audiobooks are especially delightful!

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  9. Hi Valerie, I've bought and read all your book series (Bookshop, Baker St, Dog Club, RJ Franklin). I didn't know A-Z came out yesterday. I think I had it on pre-order so I'm off to my local bookseller.
    Do you also write as Kallie E. Benjamin?

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    1. Opps, read your bio a bit closer re Kallie E. Benjamin. :) :)

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    2. Thank you so much. Yes, I write as Kallie E. Benjamin. I hope you enjoy the mysteries.

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    3. I enjoy all your series, and was trying to think if I had a favorite? Thinking....Nope... like them all!

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  10. Congratulations, Valerie! No jumping for me. Not yet. I will continue to persevere as I have since 2018. It gets me two books a year, so I guess something is working.

    As the saying goes: I do not have ducks and they are not in a row. I have squirrels and they are at a rave.

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    1. Liz, I encourage everyone to keep the day job as long as possible. Glad you're able to make it work. LOL - Squirrels.

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  11. Congratulations, Valerie! I wish you great success as you devote even more time to your writing.

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  12. Congrats on taking the plunge, Valerie! And yes, as I await the February 1st deposit to see how much my budget for the next few months will be, I'm very aware of the uncertain nature of our work...

    It was a sad event with an unexpected silver lining that enabled me to go full-time. I'd been trying to juggle three kids and a full-time job with writing when my husband's father unexpectedly passed away. Once the estate was settled, we found ourselves with a nice little safety cushion, and Ross and I decided we could do without my income for up to 18 months, so let's see how the writing business goes. Happily, I never did have to return to the office!

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    1. Julia, I'm sorry to hear about your father-in-law, but congrats on the safety cushion. If I hadn't had to return to the office, I might still be working the day job. So, maybe it was a good thing for me. Thanks for the kind words and support.

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  13. YAY! And wow, this is quite a step--and a terrific one. It proves you believe in yourself, you know? And that being a writer is a real thing. LOVE your ducks! xxx.

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    1. Hank, Thanks so much. Being a writer is a real thing. I LOVE those ducks, too. :-)

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  14. Welcome, Valerie! I am very big on wrangling my ducks! LOL. I adore this post and your mysteries and am delighted that you made the leap! Thrilling!

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  15. I don't know if Valerie remembers but I bought a JR Franklin book and low and behold the editor revealed the murderer's name on the back cover. ( I know!!) I can't remember who I contacted with this mistake (the publisher or Ms. Burns directly), but I received an email from her saying how sorry she was that this happened and would I like a copy of her yet unreleased newest book. What a kind consideration.
    I immediately said of course - and received a signed copy in the mail shortly afterwards. Thanks Valerie!!

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  16. Valerie, congratulations on your leap, and on your new book. I am in awe of your industry!

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  17. I'm afraid my ducks are running permanently amok. I am happy for you, Valerie, that you have taken the leap to full-time author job. With your success in more than one series, I think it's safe to assume you've waited long enough. I need to catch up with your Baker Street Mysteries, and I eventually will. Your stories are so interesting and you write them so well.

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  18. Congratulations from a fellow NWIN person! So glad you decided to take the leap to follow your dream.

    Getting my canards in a row includes getting on the French healthcare system, getting our residence visa renewed, and simplifying our life in the US.

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  19. I have been a fan of yours since I came across your first book. I reserved this one as soon as I saw it was coming out.
    I also enjoy your pragmatic view toward cooking and offered you a recipe on MLK a few months ago.
    My ducks have some ruffled feathers at the moment so I am currently up in the air (but not flying) about whether I need to go in another direction. My situation is not really a monetary one, more of a change which would have a major impact on my life in general.

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  20. I love your books, Valerie and I am thrilled for you that you are now going to be able to write full time! I’m with Flora and the chortling ducks! I’m retired and I still don’t have anything (ducks, squirrels, dust bunnies) in a row. — Pat S

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  21. Your comment: I AM A WRITER really resonated. My journalism professor said, if you write, you are a writer regardless of your published pieces (which at that time I had none.). That is the exact message I send to all the young "writers" I speak with. I've lived that mantra. Written nearly 2000 magazine/newspaper pieces and then finally, finally, had my books published. LOVE LOVE your message.

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