Which Chris?

JULIA SPENCER-FLEMING: This blog is late, my internet is wonky, it's 84 degrees and 84% humidity out (at 9am!) and it's the end of August. We don't want deep thoughts, do we? No. What do we want? Man flesh To admire handsome actors. 

You've all heard of the Four Chrises, right? 

Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pine and Chris Pratt:

We're going to determine today who is the Official Chris of Jungle Red Writers. Scan these pics (all modest head shots, so no one is too swayed by the sight of sweaty abs) and vote in the comments!

1) Chris Pratt 

 2) Chris Pine

3) Chris Hemsworth

4) Chris Evans

 4a) Chris Evans with a beard

Special Bonus Chris Round!!!

 A) Chris Noth

 B) Chrissy Teagan

 C) Chris O'Dowd

D) Chrissy Hynde

Can you believe Chrissy Hynde is almost 67? Rock and roll, girl, rock and roll. Okay, dear readers, ready, set -- vote!