Wednesday, November 5, 2008

ON DIRTY WATER




"Cuz I love that Dirty Water! Oh, oh, Boston you're my home...

*** The Standells


Are you singing now? That's song from our college days has now become the anthem ofthe Boston Red Sox. Now the title also applies to a brand new mystery!
Mary-Ann Tirone Smith and her son, Jere Smith, are co-authors of the new novel Dirty Water: A Red Sox Mystery. Mary-Ann has published nine books including the Poppy Rice mystery
series and most recently her memoir, Girls of Tender Age. Jere is a Red Sox blogger, maintaining "A Red Sox Fan from Pinstripe Territory" for the past five years.


So how do a mother and son manage to write a Red Sox mystery--together? Without an umpire?


And how did that even happen? Let's let Jere tell all. So--Jere? You're up..


JERE:
I. I remember the day my parents brought home a "Trash 80." This was the nickname for an early home computer, the TRS-80. We flipped it on and watched in awe as it turned the numerical date we fed it (01/01/83) into a written-out one (Saturday, January 1st, 1983). My mom brought it to her office and reluctantly replaced her typewriter with it.Soon, she had a published novel, The Book of Phoebe.

I was incredibly impressed with my mother--I thought it was really cool that she had her name on a book jacket. Any time we'd enter a room together, people would say, "there's the famous author." I thought it'd be nice to be the famous anything.

But as far as following in her footsteps, I didn't think I had that gene. Writing was just "what my mom did." I'd write when they made me write in school, but all of my papers consisted of a paragraph describing something I did, followed by a summarizing paragraph starting with the line "So as you can see...." I just never got the hang of it.

II. Baseball has always been big with me. There's a picture of me swinging a Wiffle Bat at age one. At three, while most kids were struggling to learn to read, I was listing off the entire Red Sox roster, as well as the names of complete strangers I was taught to hate simply because they wore the rival team's pinstripes--a parenting lesson I admire and promote.


Even though I lived in western Connecticut, where the Yankees were king and the Red Sox could rarely (and later not at all) be seen on TV, it was already decided--I was a fourth-generation Sox fan, and I was a die-hard. My team hadn't won since my grandparents were toddlers, the TV only showed the Yankees, and the Orioles station somehow overpowered my team's broadcasts on the radio, but I stuck with them.


And now here I am, at age 33. I started A Red Sox Fan from Pinstripe Territory to document my situation, and since then I've seen my team win their first World Series in 86 years, and then win another one. The blog has become a place for me to post pictures and videos, but mainly consists of my writing about the Sox or what it's like to root for them. Still, I didn't realize I was a "writer" until recently. I just thought of what I did on my blog as "talkin' about the Red Sox."


People always say you should do something you love. I didn't know I loved writing until something else I loved led me to it.

III. In 2007, my mom was asked by Dan Doyle, who heads up the Institute for International Sport and its publishing arm, Hall of Fame Press, if she wanted write a "Red Sox mystery." She immediately said yes. But now she had another writer in the family who, like her, is a Sox fan, but knows the ins and outs of the team, its ballpark, and the game of baseball.



So she asked if I wanted to collaborate. I was in. I had just moved from New York City to Boston, and she was in New Haven, so we'd each drive to Rhode Island and have meetings about what we were going to say and how we were going to say it. Our collaboration also involved lots of e-mailing back and forth, as we'd write and re-write. We'd talk about characters, plotlines, dialogue, and red herrings. I learned a lot. I kept thinking, "We're giving too much away," or, "people aren't gonna believe this," or, alternately, in my naivete, "let's have the killer be caught at home plate during the seventh game of the World Series!"


We walked the Fenway neighborhood--which I do a lot anyway, as I go to about 20 Sox games a year--and even got a little behind-the-scenes tour from a mystery man with the team. All of that allowed us to write the book we wanted to write. It's got dead people, Boston cops, Cuban ballplayer smugglers, and the real-life Boston Red Sox players along with the folks who cover the team.


The unique aspect of our book is how we have a blog, complete with comments, running through the book. One of the mysteries of this mystery is: Who is this blogger?

So as you can see (hey-ohh!), my mom and I pooled our talents, and combined our love of writing with our love of the Red Sox. The result is Dirty Water: A Red Sox Mystery. It's been so fun to see it go from an idea to a hardcover book in my hand. And I can honestly say that my mom, who's still trying to master the art of commenting on my blog, would have written her contributions to the book on that Trash 80, had it not broken down decades ago.


HANK: Only one thing to say now--there's always next year. Go Sox--or--who are you rooting for?

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

ON HISTORY (and more Elaine!)

"If there is anyone out there who still doubts America is a place where all things are possible, who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time, who still questions the power of democracy, tonight is your answer."
'I have never been more hopeful than I am tonight."

****President-elect Barack Obama


So? Everyone sleepy today from staying up too late?
We gave up a little sleep to witness a lot of history.
Earlier this week we talked about our first votes for president, and whether we remembered them. November 4, 2008, a lot of indelible memories were made.
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And now back to our regular programming.

HANK: I hear through the cyber-grapevine that you have a title for your newest book! Can you reveal it? Was it..an easy choice?

ELAINE: We went through more than 50 titles before we found one my editor and publisher liked. It took dogged persistence.

HANK: Like, so often you were barking up the wrong tree? Or biting off more than you could chew? I mean, we shouldn't kibble over titles...


Okay, fine. Just tell us what you decided...

ELAINE: The fifth Josie Marcus mystery shopper novel will be called "The Fashion Hound Murders," thanks to Kara, my editor,and Don, my husband. And thanks to my cyberfriends, who emailed me their ideas. Your inspiration kept me going.

HANK: Yes, the gang at Cozy Armchair and Cozy Discussion had some wonderful ideas..you have lots of great pals. (A big shout out to you all...) And we all want you to answer

the Jungle Red Questions! ...

JRW: Miss Marple or Hercule Poirot?


ELAINE:Miss Marple. I had my mustache removed by electrolysis.

JRW Sex or violence?
ELAINE Sex. I can get violence on TV.

JRW Pizza or Chocolate?
ELAINE: Chocolate

JRW: Daniel Craig or Pierce Brosnan? (We won't even include Sean Connery because we know the answer. Don't we?)
ELAINE Daniel Craig.

JRW Katherine Hepburn or Audrey Hepburn?
ELAINE Katherine. I prefer Faberge eggs to breakfast at Tiffany's.

JRW First person or Third person?
ELAINE Both, but not at the same time.

JRW Prologue or no prologue?
ELAINE No prologues for me, but I enjoy other people's prologues. I feel the same way about kids.

JRW Your favorite book as a kid?
ELAINE "The Pokey Little Puppy." A good book in all senses of the word, since the cover was well-gnawed.

JRW: Making dinner or making reservations?
ELAINE: Reservations. I like to leave cooking to the pros.

And also: the Jungle Red BIG LIE!





. Tell us four things about yourself. Only three can be true. We'll try to guess what's false.

I rode with a thousand bikers from Wilmington, Delaware, to the Vietnam Wall in Washington DC.
I have a small tattoo on my right shoulder.
I was nearly thrown out of a New Orleans hotel for trashing a room.
I got six months probation in Litchfield, Illinois.






HANK: So...I can picture Elaine with a tattoo. (Maybe of her Lefty award?) What do you all think?



Don't forget to enter our contest for a free autographed copy of the JUST RELEASED Murder with All the Trimmings! Just put in a comment...with a shopping tip a la Elaine if the spirit moves you!


And hey--if you can't get enough Elaine? If you've ever been tempted to be a mystery shopper--she's telling all to the fabulous Femmes Fatales.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

ON ELAINE VIETS





"Viets milks much holiday humor in Murder With All the Trimmings....
Yet along with the humor, Viets also offers a sobering sub-plot on how to deal with a parent’s alcoholism and death. This serious aspect works, adding texture to Viets’ plot and putting a realistic spin on the story.
Viets skillfully balances humor with the thoughtful in Murder With All the Trimmings."

*Oline Cogdill








Welcome to the hilarious and wonderful Elaine Viets...we're happy to say she's healthy and glowing and writing like mad. It's election day, yes, so go vote. But its also LAUNCH DAY for Elaine's newest mystery, MURDER WITH ALL THE TRIMMINGS.

And we're all voting yes for that.
As you know, Elaine has written four Josie Marcus Mystery Shopper novels.
She is also the author of seven Dead-End Job mysteries, including "Clubbed to Death," which Marilyn Stasio of the New York Times called "clever." She's written numerous short stories, which have been published from Japan to Germany, and won the Anthony, the Agatha and the Lefty Awards. The Lefty, given for the funniest mystery at Left Coast Crime, was an engraved pick ax, making it a genuinely lethal mystery award.

Elaine is genuinely lethal, too. Lethally funny. And here she is all the way from Florida, where hanging chads are long longer a problem.

HANK:. Is writing the mystery shopper series just a way for you to get to go shopping and call it research? Or does the research get in the way of your shopping? Or do you not like shopping at all?


ELAINE: Don't tell anyone, but I don't like to go shopping. Looking into dressing room mirrors takes more courage than I have. Also, I used to sell dresses at a mall store, and I , uh, lied to make a sale. "Yes, ma'am, Nile green is a very unusual color," I'd say. Of course, it made the woman look like a corpse, but I left out that part.

As punishment for my retail sins, I am unable to believe any salesperson. I take my husband with me to shop because he will tell me the truth.

HANK: Having a mystery shopper as a main character -- someone whose always undercover --is such a terrific idea. How'd you come up with it?

ELAINE: My publisher asked me to do a mystery shopper series. My mother used to mystery shop with her best friend, so you could say I grew up with the subject. Mom didn't wear the disguises that Josie wears in my books. Mom always said that being a housewife made her invisible.

HANK: Your mysteries always have a timely theme...you don't bonk readers over the head with them, but they're an essential part of the story. Do you come up with that theme first? Something you feel needs to be said? Or is it what emerges as you tell the story?

ELAINE: The theme emerges as I write the book and do the research. My upcoming Josie mystery is about puppy mills. I'm from Missouri and I'm sorry to say that my home state is a puppy mill haven. Novels, if they aren't too preachy, are a way to gently educate the public.

I developed the generational aspect -- grandmother, mom and daughter living in one house -- because I wanted to get away from the childless heroines of my other books. Josie Marcus is a single mother who cannot make it on her own without help from her sometimes irritating mother. In today's difficult economic situation, two and three generations often pool their resources to survive. Many working parents cannot afford child care, and depend on their families for help.

HANK: Oh, we want to hear about the new-new Josie book. But first, tell us about Murder with all the Trimmings! (That's Harry the Cat on Elaine's head, by the way. I couldn't ask why.)




ELAINE: This is one of my favorite Josie Marcus books, because she has to confront all sorts of difficulties:
-- Josie has to mystery shop during the Christmas season, which wears down even a shopping pro.
-- For nine years, Josie avoided telling her daughter, Amelia, the truth -- Josie never married her child's father. She implied that Nate is dead, when he was really just dead to Josie. In fact, Nate was a drug dealer. Josie thought he was safely in prison, until he turned up on her doorstep drunk -- with a lot of dubious cash.
-- Josie has to deal with pornaments -- pornographic Christmas ornaments.

HANK: Pornaments! I am laughing so hard..I can barely type.

ELAINE: Yes, they really exist. If I tell you one is called "snow job," you'll get the idea. Worse, these pornaments are sold by Doreen, the ex-girlfriend of Josie's current love. Josie tries to get out of mystery-shopping Doreen's store, but Harry the Horrible, Josie's evil boss, forces her to do it.

HANK: Pornaments. I can't get that out of my mind. But I'll try. Anyway--shopping. If something goes on sale the week after I buy it at full price, that's the worst. (I suppose the best solution is never to buy anything full price.) But if I pay too much--I just ask for an adjustment. I know you always have tips...what's your latest favorite?

ELAINE: To avoid that sinking "oops, I paid full price" feeling, check online. Many major stores, such as Nordstrom, post their big sale dates on their Websites. Here's a link https://webmail.whdh.com/owa/redir.aspx?C=7199f528028444299cd1785fecb328d1&URL=http%3a%2f%2fshop.nordstrom.com%2fC%2f6002242%2f0%7e2376788%7e6002242%3forigin%3dtab

You can also get on your favorite stores' mailing or email lists, and they'll alert you to the big sales.

Black Friday Bargains: Brave souls get up at four a.m. the day after Thanksgiving and shiver in the cold for those special holiday prices. If you're one of them, make sure you’re waiting for something that's in stock. Call the store before the sale and find out how many units are in stock. If the store only has four or five flat panel televisions at that incredibly low price, you may decide you want to sleep late Friday morning.


Better yet, sit tight until the last two weeks before Christmas, when you’ll see real deals on TVs, computers, electronics and other gifts. The lines are shorter, too, except maybe on December 23, which is probably the busiest shopping day of the holiday season -- not Black Friday.

HANK: And shall we ask the JR's for their favorite shopping tips--and then urge everyone to get to the polls!

ELAINE: By all means! Let's hear your tips!

HANK: Elaine will stop in if you all have questions...and hey--



CONTEST TIME! We're giving away two signed copies of Murder with All the Trimmings! All you have to do is comment and leave us a shopping tip-- and we'll choose a winner at random. Contest goes today and tomorrow...when Elaine will return to take the Jungle Red Quiz! And to give us the special scoop on the new-new Josie.

***And in case you're lucky enough to be in the neighborhood:
Elaine will discuss Murder with All the Trimmings at 7 p.m. Friday Nov. 7, at Murder on the Beach, 273 Pineapple Grove Way, Delray Beach, 561-279-7790, and from noon to 2 p.m. Dec. 6 at Barnes & Noble Plantation, 591 S. University Drive, Plantation, 954-723-0489.