Still,
it astonishes me how much they don’t know.
I’m
not talking about writing. Some of them can write walking in the door
on the first day, and others are timid at first but learn to spread
their wings (and other clichéd metaphors) as the term progresses.
No, teaching them about writing is my job, and I don’t expect them
to know much coming in.
It’s
the important stuff. (I’m getting there, mystery fans; just hang in
a bit). I teach screenwriting at one college, and after showing a
clip of Laurel and Hardy have been asked, “What’s up with that
guy in the hat?” I have assigned an essay at another college that
at least peripherally deals with the shootings on a New York subway
by Bernhard Goetz in 1984. My students asked who this Goetz guy might
be.

Personally,
I blame their parents. Wake my 24-year-old son up at three in the
morning and ask him which studio made the Marx Brothers classic DUCK
SOUP and he’ll stare at you with pity in his eyes and say,
“Paramount. Why?” And then roll back over and go to sleep because
it’s three in the morning.
We
raised that boy right.
My
daughter, now a 20-year-old senior at one of the colleges where I
teach (she was a student there before I started teaching there), is a
fan of Aaron Sorkin. A fan of a screenwriter. I’ll give you a
moment to let that sink in.
What
touches us, what we take with us, from any experience is random and
subjective. There are people who truly believe that THE ENGLISH
PATIENT is one of the greatest films ever made. I remember having a
good nap, and then noting that the configuration of an airplane meant
the whole movie didn’t make any sense. That doesn’t make either
of us wrong; we have differing tastes. It’s what we remember about
the experience that counts, finally.
And
that, mystery lovers (you knew I’d get to you) is why I think
character is more important than the most devastating plot twist in
fiction history. I believe that a character who gets into the
reader’s head and (better) heart is the key to a memorable story.
Sometimes
when I talk to groups about writing, I’ll survey the audience and
ask for a show of hands: “How many people here have read, or seen,
THE THIN MAN?” Many hands will go up; in the right audience (over
40), almost all the hands will go up.

So
I’ll go on: “Now, how many people remember who the killer was
revealed to be in THE THIN MAN?” On a strong night, two hands will
remain raised.
“Okay,”
I’ll say then, “who remembers Nick and Nora Charles?”
Every
hand goes up.

I’m
not saying plot isn’t important; of course it is. You can’t write
a weak story and say, “Well, the
characters will sustain it.”
(Actually, sure you can. You can write that. I don’t recommend it,
but you can.)

But
come up with the twistiest, juiciest, most intriguing plot in the
world, populate it with cardboard, dull characters, and even if you
manage to draw an audience, the experience won’t be what you’d
hope to create. Ask those people in a year what happened in that
book, and they’ll ask which one that was, again.
But
ask them about Indiana Jones, or Spenser, or Miss Marple, or Superman
and they’ll respond immediately. Some will get a dopey smile on
their faces. That’s what I hope for as a writer; it’s the face
one puts on for a lost love from decades ago, a favorite, a special
memory.
Where
was the body hidden and how did the killer manage to keep the police
from finding the gun? Go remember.
Nick
and Nora Charles? You should see the dopey grin on my face right now.
Nick and Nora? Lord Peter and Harriet? Who are your most memorable characters, dear readers? Let us know, and one lucky commentor will win a copy of CHANCE OF A GHOST, the 4th Haunted Guesthouse mystery!
E.J.Copperman is the author of the Haunted Guesthouse mystery series,
whose latest entry THE THRILL OF THE HAUNT will be poltergeisting its
way to your bookseller on November 5. E.J. lives, teaches and writes
in New Jersey (and teaches sometimes in Philadelphia), and can be
found at www.ejcopperman.com. You can read more from EJ at the blog Sliced Bread, friend EJ on Facebook, and follow EJ on Twitter as @ejcop.