Saturday, December 18, 2010

Christmas then and now




Dashing through the web
Googling sites like mad
Cyber Monday's here again
Bargains to be had

Oh


Click, click here, click click there
Buy it all online
Overstock and Amazon
Christmas will be fine


Click, click here, click click there
Bought it all online
Christmas done and wrapped and shipped,
Have a glass of wine!



Happy Holidays from Rhys

8 comments:

Susan Whitfield said...

Too cute, Rhys!

Roberta Isleib said...

Rhys, I think you missed your calling. didn't you write that other famous poem about a booksigning:

I wish you'd come on Friday,
It's always such a lark,
We had a line around the block,
For Mary Higgins Clark.

sorry the sales are so flat
we'll take your picture with the cat.

Rochelle Staab said...

Awesome.

Hallie Ephron said...

Laughing out loud here. How do you write this stuff?

My favorite Xmas poem is from the great Walt Kelley who penned Pogo cartoons. Here's the first verse of his immortal Deck Us All With Boston Charlie:

Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

Jan Brogan said...

Or champagne, a glass of champagne would be appropriate even if it didn't rhyme.

But great poem Rhys

and merry christmas!

Rebbie Macintyre said...

Happy Holidays to all the Jungle Reds! You guys are the best!!

Patty said...

Love it!

Pat Marinelli said...

Lovely, just lovely.