Monday, October 7, 2024

What IS Hallie Writing...

 

HALLIE EPHRON: It's WHAT WE'RE WRITING week... and my usual question: Am I writing? And if I am, then where is it?? 

The answer: ideas are swirling in my head. Which is a step forward.

I’m still disinterring and collecting the personal writing I’ve done over the decades and sorting. Since Jerry and I were married for more than 50 years, a lot of the writing is about him. I've been printing it all out, three-hole-punching, and putting the pages into a spiffy red 3-ring binder.


So it feels as if something is happening.

On a parallel track I’ve scanned the hundreds of cartoons he drew and saved, much of it from the cards he drew for me and capturing our family history. Every birthday, Christmas, New Year’s Day, Thanksgiving, Ground Hog Day, and once on Bastille Day I’d find a hand-drawn card in the bathroom in the morning when I groped my way to the toilet.

It started out with just us and two cats. Then us and a baby. Then us and another baby. The last cards include my daughter's handsome husband and their two delicious grandchildren. It was a sort of rite of passage when you assumed cartoon-character form in one of his drawings.

He was a lunatic who raised “silly” to a fine art. Who turned cartoon drawings into love letters.

Friends have urged me to use his drawings to tell a story.

I met Jerry in 1968. He was a graduate student in physics, living near Columbia, and I was a junior at Barnard. We were fixed up by one of his roommates. I’d just been dumped by Charlie; then, months later Charlie whistled and I dumped Jerry.

Jerry was persistent. He wooed me with cartoons. Here’s a postcard he sent me.


He’s Don Quixote and I’m one of the evil grimacing faces on the windmill along with Charlie. The text is from a poem by Frederico GarcĂ­a Lorca. Jerry loved poetry and spoke pretty good Spanish.

When Charlie dumped me (again), it’s telling that I’d kept Jerry’s card. I must have known in my heart of hearts, that he was the one. And lucky for me, he thought I was, too. We got back together, and stayed that way happily (almost) ever after.

Here’s a picture of Jerry as he was when I first met him and again in 1990. Was he handsome or what?? I must have been out of my mind to dump him.


And here’s how he portrayed the change he’d undergone in those three decades. Cue: laughter.


Is your family history in photographs? Letters?? A recipe box?? A binder?? A book???

Sunday, October 6, 2024

A MERRY LITTLE MURDER PLOT: Releasing this week!

 

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JENN McKINLAY: There it is! My fifteenth Library Lover's Mystery. It is absolutely wild to me that it's been fourteen years since the release of the first book in the series BOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING. I was thinking about it the other day and I was trying to determine if I have changed as a writer during the thirteen years between these releases. 

My first thought was YES! I have changed but not in ways I would have expected. The first library mystery was my eighth published book. I'd written three romcoms for Harlequin, two writer for higher mysteries about decoupage, and two cupcake bakery mysteries. I had barely cut my teeth in the publishing world and, honestly, had no idea what I was doing. I like to think I know what I'm doing now but note the use of "think I know" just to be clear that I'm not completely certain...yet.

In the beginning, I said yes to everything. Every interview, every book tour, every signing opportunity, every request to speak, every guest blog post--I did them all. In retrospect, if I knew then what I know now, I would have been more respectful of my own time and turned down most of these "opportunities". Because the truth is, the writing is the most important part of the job and I let it fall behind promotion way too often at the start of my career. I don't do that anymore and even wrote "Say No!!!" in huge purple letters on my whiteboard to remind myself.

One change that didn't manifest like I thought it would is that the writing is just as hard now as it was then! Shocking, I know! You'd think word smithing would get easier but no! Frankly, I wonder if it's because I've murdered so many fictional people (forty-eight mysteries) that I've worked out all of my issues and now I'm dismissed from therapy, as it were. 

Lastly, the change in myself that I appreciate the most is a newfound calm. In the beginning, I remember always feeling frantic. I feared at any moment my publisher would dump me and I'd have to start all over again. In fact, I'm positive that's why I had five mystery series going at once, why I pivoted to romcoms, and why I took on another writer for hire project when I already had three series going. It was a decade of mayhem, I tell ya! I have slowly pulled away from that constant state of anxiety--after sixty books you just need to chill out-- and am living more in the present and embracing new writing challenges like my first fantasy WITCHES OF DUBIOUS ORIGIN slated to release in October of 2025. I have become very protective of my Zen so if ever you see me disappear from the socials for a day or two or more, that's why.

Tell us, Reds, how have you changed during your writing journey? And, Readers, when you've been with an author for a long time do you see their personal growth reflected in their work?

About A MERRY LITTLE MURDER PLOT:
‘Tis the season in Briar Creek, and this year festivities become fatalities in the newest Library Lover’s Mystery from the New York Times bestselling author of Fatal First Edition.

During the most wonderful time of the year, famous author Helen Monroe arrives in Briar Creek to be the writer in residence, but her “bah humbug” attitude excludes her from the many holiday celebrations the town residents enjoy. To try to spread some Christmas cheer, library director Lindsey Norris invites the new writer in town to join her crafternoon club. Helen politely refuses and when an altercation happens between Helen and another patron, Lindsey begins to suspect the author has been keeping to herself for a reason.

Another newcomer, Jackie Lewis, reveals she’s visiting Briar Creek to be near Helen because she believes they are destined to meet. Having dealt with a stalker in the past, Lindsey feels compelled to tell Helen about Jackie, as she suspects that Helen is unaware her “number one” fan is in town.

When Jackie’s body is later discovered in the town park beneath the holiday-light display with a copy of Helen’s latest manuscript in her hand, the reclusive novelist becomes the prime suspect in the murder of her self-proclaimed mega-fan. Helen’s frosty demeanor melts when Lindsey offers her help, and now the librarian and her crafternoon pals must prove the author innocent before “The End” becomes Helen’s final sentence.

Saturday, October 5, 2024

What Autumn Means to Me (a recipe) by Jenn McKinlay

Jenn McKinlay: What Autumn Means to Me!

I grew up in New England and autumn has been my favorite season all my life. There is just nothing like the feeling of crisp mornings after a long humid summer, or watching the leaves change into their gorgeous array of colors and then drop to the ground like nature's confetti. I just love love love it. 


Of course, this is also the season of apple picking, pumpkin patches, and trick o' treating. I mean, seriously, as a professional candy freak, what's not to love? 



Sadly, I live in AZ where the arrival of autumn is a bit subtler (it dropped under the triple digits for the September equinox and then shot right back up). So, what's an autumn loving gal to do when she can't force fall (see Julia's fabulous post on this topic: HERE).

She (i.e. me) makes salted caramel sauce! Caramel is synonymous with autumn for me - probably because of my deep and abiding love for caramel apples - way more than pumpkin spice ever could be.






RECIPE: 

1 cup granulated sugar
6 Tablespoons of unsalted butter, room temperature
1 teaspoon vanilla
1/2 cup heavy cream
1 teaspoon salt



Directions: 

Heat granulated sugar in a medium stainless steel saucepan over medium heat, stirring constantly with a wooden spoon. Sugar will form clumps and eventually melt into a amber-brown liquid as you continue to stir.  Be careful not to burn it.
Once sugar is completely melted, stir in the butter until melted and combined. If you notice the butter separating or if the sugar clumps, remove from heat and whisk to combine it again. Return to heat once it’s smooth. Stir in the vanilla. Then slowly add the heavy cream, stirring constantly. 
Once the heavy cream has been fully incorporated, stop stirring and allow to boil for 1 minute. It will rise in the pan as it boils. 
Remove from heat and stir in the salt. The caramel will be a thin liquid at this point. Allow to cool, so it will thicken, before using. 




Leftover sauce can be stored for up to 1 month in the refrigerator. The sauce will solidify in the refrigerator. Reheat in the microwave or on the stove to desired consistency.

Reds and Readers, what recipe means autumn to you?










Friday, October 4, 2024

Do We Like Sports in Mysteries? by Jenn McKinlay

JENN McKINLAY: Browsing the bookstore shelves the other day, I noticed how many books now feature sports/athletes. I know our Lucy had a golf themed mystery series and I had professional football players in my recent release Fondant Fumble, and I think that’s it for the Reds–please correct me if I’m wrong. Personally, I like having sports included in my fiction because sports fandom is such a way of life for so many people. But I’m wondering how do the Reds feel about it? Do you include sports, athletes, or sports fans in your books or nah?


HANK PHILLIPPI RYAN: Well,: my first answer was nah. But  does horse racing count? Horse racing is cool. And oh,  anything equestrian, actually.  I’m trying to think about what other sports  I’ve loved in books. Hockey, actually, in  a couple of books. (And I am not a big fan in real life.) Oh, baseball. Baseball is fine, too. And so agree, sports is instant conflict, and instant romcom fodder, too. So, okay, not nah. 


JENN: LOL, Hank.


DEBORAH CROMBIE: Oh, rowing! I am the most un-sporty person in the world but I decided I wanted to write a book about rowing and I became obsessed with it. I read rowing, I watched rowing, I even got to row on the Thames at Henley and stayed at Leander Club where the book is set. And I still love that book, No Mark Upon Her, which is definitely in the running for my favorite book in the series. Now wondering what other sport I might write about… Soccer (football!) I pretty much get, but cricket remains a mystery.


BBC -- Rowing: How the 8 works

JENN: My brother was captain of our high school crew team - regattas are ridiculously exciting!


RHYS BOWEN:  Apart from Dick Francis I can’t think of any books I’ve read that feature sport, nor any books I’ve written. Actually that’s wrong. Constable Evans played rugby and in one book was asked to turn pro. But more recently? That’s a disadvantage of writing historical. Young ladies only played a genteel game of tennis or croquet. But this has inspired me to write one. I’ve always been a tennis nut.  A murder at the tennis club?

Oh, just remembered. In Farleigh Field starts with a cricket game!


JENN: Debs has some questions about cricket, Rhys!



HALLIE EPHRON: My Dr. Peter Zak novels featured a protagonist who’s a rower. Lots of scenes set on the Charles and at Charles River boat house, or exercising on an ergonometer, or running along the banks of the Charles. I do not row OR run, but my coauthor does and the main character is based on him. Since? Nope. No running no rowing. There’s a little golf (an a-hole who practice putts into a marsh.) But sure… sports in a mystery… why not!? 


(But I’d have to do some research that I probably wouldn’t relish doing.)


JENN: I loathe people who hit golf balls into bodies of water. We have one a-hole from TX who does that on our beach in Nova Scotia. Maddening!


LUCY BURDETTE: Yes, my golf lovers mystery series was my first foray into writing. I was obsessed with learning to play, and yearning to be good at the game, and I channeled all of that into Cassie. As it turned out, that was bad timing. Sports were not hot with fiction readers! Now our JRW pal Elise Hart Kipness is writing a wonderful series based on her experience as a sports reporter (we’ve had her visit twice), and it’s very popular.




So, have readers’ opinions really changed or is this another example of the fickle cycle of the publishing industry deciding that’s what we want? Who the heck knows??


JULIA SPENCER-FLEMING: I remember going through a BIG sports-centered romance phase in my thirties. Suzanne Elizabeth Phillips had a whole series about smart, alpha football players and the even slater women who tamed them. Loved it, and that genre is definitely coming back, according to my dive into the USA Today best sellers list.


There are no professional teams near Millers Kill other than racing at Saratoga (hmm… I must make a note to think about that.) Instead, I include references to the sports ordinary people play and the activities they pursue. So we see Clare briefly skiing cross country, and Russ ice fishing. There are reference to Russ playing basketball in high school, and Officer Hadley Knox’s son is on his middle school cross country team. That’s about it.


But what if some wealthy sport bought a defunct farm near Millers Kill for his racing stable, and someone got murdered… brb, going to start researching the Travers Stakes.



JENN: Lots of appreciation for horse racing! I vote yes!


How about it, Readers? Do you like athletes or sports featured or even mentioned in your fiction?


Thursday, October 3, 2024

Hurricane Helene and How to Help by Jenn McKinlay


JENN McKINLAY:  Over the past few days, I'm sure everyone has been watching the horrific destruction Hurricane Helene  caused in the southeast. For those of us with family there, it has been doubly worrisome. Yesterday, I received this text from my cousin Sue. Hearing the description of what is happening in Asheville from someone I know (who like me grew up in CT and knows hurricanes) made it all that much more devastating.

"I'm sorry for not responding. We had zero cell service. Just got it back. At home, we have no electricity, water, and originally cell service. It's hard to describe how bad this is. The mountain was destroyed. Roads washed out, sinkholes opened up taking them out. In ground services hanging in air over the sink hole. A lake developed between our house and our neighbors. Took out half our road. Trees blocking practically every road. Seemed to take down the power with them everywhere they fell, transformers destroyed. Water mains gone. But we got a generator through the goodness of a stranger, waited in line for 6 hours to get gas, and got it running. So it took four days, but we now have 4 cases of drinking water, and the frig powered, and a one burner induction plate. We can flush toilets with rain water. We luckily had just bought two galvanized tubs 6x2x30". They filled to the top during the storm! 30 " of rain!!! It's mind boggling!

Anyway, all to say it's very primitive, but we are surviving just fine.  We've lost whole towns- just gone- so what we are dealing with is minor in the scheme of things."

The line that hit me was "The mountain was destroyed." How is that even possible? But of course being hit with 30 inches of rain (or more) answers that question. 

The Reds' former contributor and friend Kaye Wilkinson Barley is safe and our beloved Malaprops bookstore/cafe has survived (although they're closed until further notice). But as my cousin said, entire towns have been destroyed. For those of you who want to help but don't know how, Blue Ridge Public Radio published a fantastic list of ways to help Western North Carolina.



Also, one of favorites is there and serving meals already:
 World Central Kitchen - Chef Andre in my personal hero and Hub and I have been supporting his relief missions for years.


The Reds' personal assistant Christie Conlee is doing some boots on the ground assistance for those who need help in Tennessee. She'll be taking a truck into the affected area full of desperately needed supplies, including any books that the book community wants to send to those poor folks stuck in shelters for the foreseeable future. You can send any books you'd like to the address below and Christie will get them to those in need.

Christie Conlee - Hurricane Relief
P.O. Box 124
Beechgrove, TN 37018

And for other areas, here's a list provided by FEMA of Volunteer Organizations Active in Disaster :



For any readers in the disaster areas, please know that we're thinking of you! And for anyone with more recommendations for how to help, please mention them in the comments. Thank you! Be safe, everyone!

For those of you who have survived natural disasters of any kind, what did you need the most? What would you suggest people do if they want to help? 



Wednesday, October 2, 2024

What I Learned While Running a 5K by Jenn McKinlay

 


JENN McKINLAY: Hooligan 2 and I have been talking about running a 5K for over a year. Why so long? Well, that's because I hate running with the heat of a thousand suns. 

This is not an exaggeration. When I played basketball in high school and the coach made us run wind sprints, I was certain I would DIE (it was my dramatic years). Same with college rugby - the running absolutely did me in. I lasted one season. Volleyball has always been my sport because the running is limited to very short sprints and I have a solid serve. 

Thus, the contemplating of the 5K for 365+ days. Then in August, H2 and I read that the AZ Diamondbacks were having a 5K race against cancer. We decided it was a worthy cause and, surely, by the end of September the weather would be cooler. 

That was lesson one. The weather does not care about you or your pesky ambitions. It was 89 degrees when we started the race and 93 when we finished (see sweat soaked photo above). Ugh!


As the racers assembled outside the ballpark in downtown Phoenix, I found myself getting nervous. Why? I wasn't competing with anyone but myself. When I confessed to H2 how I was feeling, he said, "Me, too. I expect it's because we've never done this before." That seemed reasonable. I'm at an age where I've had a wide variety of experiences and things that are out of my comfort zone don't come along all that often. It was another lesson - a reminder to challenge myself every now and then, be nervous, do it anyway.

Thankfully, there were plenty of shenanigans with the Diamondback mascot Baxter and the enormous costumed players to distract us from our pre-race anxiety. 

Jenn and "Randy Johnson"

Finally, the starting ceremony commenced and H2 and I took our places with our two-thousand fellow participants. In short order, the horn sounded and we were off. H2 and I had previously agreed that we needed to run our own races and would meet up at the finish line at the end. With my blessing, he left me in the dust. 

The first mile wasn't bad. I'd been running every day for the past month, so my legs burned, my heartbeat got faster, and my lungs started huffing as my body adjusted to the demands I was putting on it. And then, I felt it. That twinge in my right butt cheek that signaled my sciatica had come along for the race. Yep, another lesson! Some things you can't run away from - lol - so you'd better manage it. 

I downshifted into speed walking. The pack thinned and I found my people. As a group, we did a combo of speed walk-jog-speed walk. We hit the halfway point and the leaders of the race passed us on their way back. The woman beside me called them out. "First man!" A few seconds later "First woman!" And then "First Banana!" Yes, the dude in the banana costume was in the top ten...so he was a top banana! LOL!


I checked my time. I was on target. My goal was to finish in less than forty-five minutes. Ideally, I wanted to hit thirty-five, but I'd be happy with forty. Then the sun started creeping up higher in the sky, the breeze died, and it was HOT.

As mile marker two came into sight, the guy behind me said, "Only mile two? Son of a biscuit!" Except he didn't say biscuit. A laugh burst out of me because I was feeling the exact same way. I grabbed water from the wonderful volunteer who said, "Thank you guys for coming out and supporting the cause." Not gonna lie, I needed that reminder that this wasn't about me and my goals but rather about the people not able to just decide to run a 5K because they're busy battling for their lives against cancer. 

The final mile was a beast. I started to doubt everything about being 57 and running my first race. What had I been thinking? I was too old for this nonsense. Never mind that I had been smoked by at least three women in their seventies in the first mile. I continued on (it's not like you really have a choice at this point) but my sciatica was twinging hard. It wasn't pretty. 

When I could see the stadium, I perked up in a the end is nigh feeling (but in a good way) and made sure I had just enough gas in the tank to run over the finish line. I got a high five from Baxter, the MC called out my name, and a cheering dude handed me a medal. 

IT WAS GLORIOUS!!! 

H2 was waiting for me with a Gatorade and we grinned at each other like complete idiots as the endorphins (aka the feeling of joy that hell is over and we survived) flooded our systems. Seriously, you'd think we'd scaled Mt. Everest. We put on our medals and took goofy photos and chatted with our fellow racers. Everyone was buzzing from finishing the run.


It was in that moment that I got it. The whole running thing that had eluded me for years. It's the setting of a goal, the training to achieve the goal, and then accomplishing the goal. And if you can do some good for someone else all the better!



According to my timer, I came in at 40 min and 30 sec (YAY!) but I'm still awaiting the official results. Later, as H2 and I stuffed our faces at iHop with eggs, bacon, hash browns, and pancakes, we excitedly decided that we're signing up for the Rock n Roll Arizona 5K in January. With any luck, it won't be 89 degrees and my sciatica will stay home. LOL.

So, Reds and Readers, what goals have you set for yourselves that you achieved? If you're a runner, what words of wisdom can you share for my future endeavors? 


Tuesday, October 1, 2024

Maiden, Mother, Crone by Paula Munier

JENN McKINLAY: I am absolutely thrilled to announce that another Mercy Carr mystery is dropping in 8 DAYS!!! Here's the fabulous author and friend to the Reds, Paula Munier, to tell us all about it.


PAULA MUNIER: Maiden, mother, crone—those are the three aspects of the Triple Goddess that are meant to correspond to the stages of a woman’s life. I’ve considered this as I’ve moved through my life from one stage to the next, and as I’ve written my novels, from one character to the next. One of the joys of writing my Mercy Carr mystery series is the generations of women that I get to write about—grandmother, mother, daughter, granddaughter—in effect revisiting every phase of my own life as a female. 

In THE NIGHT WOODS, which debuts this week, my heroine Mercy is very, very pregnant with her first child. It’s been a long time—okay, some thirty years—since I last gave birth, and even longer since I bore my first child. When I sat down to write the story, I worried that I’d have trouble calling up my memories of that (pregnant) time. But to my surprise, I remembered every grand and gory detail—from the initial, interminable nausea—I threw up everything I ate around the clock for the first five months—to the moment I heard those three most glorious words from my doctor, “It’s a girl!”

Of course, I wasn’t chasing murderers through the Vermont woods like my character Mercy, or being chased in turn by wild boar in that same woods. I could only imagine what that might be like. That’s what we writers do. We make stuff up. The trick is to ground the unreal in the real—and the real came rushing back to me as if my water was breaking all over again. 

When it came to describing the sinking feeling that I was somehow stuck on a bobbing boat on choppy seas for nine months or the tender thrill that accompanied every baby’s sharp kick or even the realization during labor that I was no longer in control of my own body and that there was nothing to do but hang on and hope that the little alien passed quickly through that absurdly narrow portal to the world beyond my vagina—I didn’t need to use my imagination. I still have muscle memory on my side. 

It turns out that motherhood is like riding a bike. You never forget. When I held my first grandchild in my arms for the first time, I knew what to do. Little Elektra was a crier, and only I could coax the baby girl to sleep. My daughter, who’d rolled her eyes at practically everything I said from the age of fourteen onward, was impressed. I went from well-intentioned idiot to Best Babysitter Ever overnight. 

Now Elektra is sixteen, and she’s rolling her eyes at her mother. But not at her grandmother. I am “Grandmama Paula”—and as such, I am beyond reproach. Because as nice as being a mother is, being a grandmother is way better. It’s all the fun and none of the responsibility. You can spoil your grandkids silly and if they turn out to be serial killers, it’s not on you. And your grandchildren love you unreservedly; they’re never embarrassed by anything you say or do. No “Okay Boomers” from them.

I love being a grandmother so much that I wrote mothers and grandmothers into my Mercy Carr novels, too. Grace is Mercy’s mother, and like my own (lovely) mother, she’s a paragon of chic, setting a standard for style her daughter can never meet. Mercy, who lives in cargo pants and Henley T-shirts, has come to terms with her mother’s disapproval, but under duress will don one of the designer outfits her mother buys her for special occasions. 

I’m not as cool or as self-possessed as my heroine; I really am still trying to please my mother. She’s 89 and lives with us, so there’s no escape. She expects me to “do my toilette” and dress elegantly and appropriately for the day, no matter that my day here in what my children call “Nowhere, New Hampshire” is spent at a computer in a house in the woods. 

Apart from the wildlife, the only creatures who see me are the dogs, the cat, my husband, and my mother. The dogs don’t judge me, my husband doesn’t judge me, but the cat and my mother totally judge me. To appease Ursula The Cat and Marilyn the Mom, I feed the cat first (feline before canine, every time) and put on makeup and “casual chic” clothes. I know when I get it right, because she tells me. (If I don’t, I am greeted with a disdainful silence.) There is an upside to this: I’m always ready for an impromptu Zoom meeting. Still, in my next life, I’m going to wear cargo pants and Henley T-shirts. Just like Mercy.

Patience is Mercy Carr’s grandmother, the one character all readers seem to like. Patience is a veterinarian, and most everyone in the village loves her, too—even the most persnickety of cats. She’s the one Mercy turns to when she needs advice—and her grandmother never disappoints. She sweetens her unvarnished guidance with good eats—from Yankee pot roast to doberge cake—just like my own grandmother used to do.  

Grandma Emma was a wise and practical woman from Indiana farm country. She married very young and had my dad when she was only sixteen. She worked at the local GE plant for thirty years, got divorced long before it was socially acceptable, and raised two kids on her own. (Years before the rest of the family acknowledged my miserable first marriage, she took me aside and told me to leave my husband.) Grandma Emma married three times and left a string of bereft beaus when she died in her early sixties. She could bake a fine pie, make her own dandelion wine, can and preserve all manner of fruits and vegetables. Every year on my birthday she sent me a card with a $100 bill inside. The woman was strong and resourceful and indefatigable—and I miss her every day. But she lives on in Patience.

Writing Mercy and Grace and Patience allows me to celebrate the relationships between mothers and daughters, grandmothers and granddaughters. In so doing, I salute the women who’ve loved and nurtured and supported me all my life—and I redouble my efforts to do the same for those who come after me. It’s my way of honoring the knowledge and wisdom one generation of women imparts to the next, and passing it on.

Maiden, mother, crone—and I’m living them all. And writing them all. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

How about it Readers? Do you enjoy multigenerational tales? Why or why not?


PAULA MUNIER is the USA TODAY bestselling and award-winning author of the Mercy Carr mysteries and Senior Literary Agent at Talcott Notch Literary. She’s also written three popular books on writing, including the bestselling Plot Perfect. Along with her love of nature, Paula credits the hero dogs of Mission K9 Rescue, her own rescue animals, and her volunteer work as a Natural Resources Steward as her series’ major influences. She lives in New England with her family, four dogs, and a cat who does not think much of the dogs.