Phone a Friend

INGRID THOFT

Remember that trivia app I mentioned in Wednesday’s post?  HQ trivia?  Over the holidays, various family members would gather together to call out answers while the millennials and teens selected the answers on their phones.  The idea was that if you have enough knowledgeable people in the room, someone would know the answer to the question.

No doubt we played better as a collective than individual players, yet we still didn’t win.  The experience reminded me of “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” and the option to “phone a friend.”  It made me wonder, who would I call if a lot of cash was on the line, and I needed to tap into a wealth of knowledge?

This is a tough one.  My husband knows lots of things, but he does not keep up with popular culture (hence the reason he constantly asks me when we’re watching TV, “where do I know her from?).  Putting marital loyalty aside, I would choose my friend Lauri.  Smart and well-read, Lauri knows all kinds of things and would do well against a ticking clock.  And she’s used to “phone a friend.”  I call her all the time seeking her advice!

So tell me Reds, who would you choose when it came time to “phone a friend?”

HALLIE EPHRON: I remember that. It was like a life line. I'm like you Ingrid, first instinct: my husband. He's great on history, geography, science, outdated sports trivia, but goose eggs on popular culture. For that, dialing my daughter Molly. Unless... can you "call" Google? I think the Jungle Reds, as a single entity, would slay.

Hank looks like she knows stuff, right?

LUCY BURDETTE: I'm pretty sure I would instantly call Hank. She has her finger on every pulse and seems to have heard things well before anyone else does. If she didn't answer (Hank, really, you're screening me out?), I'd call my friend Steve. He reads every source of news and popular culture online and knows it all before we even think to ask the question. Unless it was about politics, then I'd go with my son Andrew:).

JENN McKINLAY: The Hub. I refuse to play him in any variation of Trivial Pursuit because he mops up the board with me. A musician, book lover, history buff, sports fanatic, and gossip mag reader (no, not kidding), he knows more about everything than any person I've ever met -- and he can remember it all. Truly, I think I've gotten worse at remembering because I know I can just ask him - he's my Alexa. 

JULIA SPENCER-FLEMING: Jenn, my sister drives all over the DC metro area with her boys and back before GPS, she would frequently get lost. (Anyone who has tried to navigate through a city in a minivan with two small boys in the back can sympathize.) She used to call her husband, Dan, and he would give her directions - either from memory, or from his computer screen. She called it her "Dan-Star" service.

RHYS BOWEN: I used to be quite good at Trivia (I did win Sale of the Century after all) but like the rest of you, I now find myself woefully inadequate on pop culture. I can't tell you the name of one hip hop artist. I'd probably call my daughter Clare. She is super smart, so smart that she reads books on string theory for fun, and she has 3 teenagers so should be well up on things like Justin Timberlake and Pokemon.

Justin Timberlake, in case anyone was wondering.

JULIA: No question - I'd call my sister-in-law Julia, who was an actual contestant on Jeopardy! Not only is she the family's Queen of Trivia, but she also has a calm, reassuring demeanor, which I would need, since I assume with a million bucks riding on an answer, I'd be a total wreck.

HANK PHILLIPPI RYAN: Hey, I am thrilled.  Thank you, Lucy/Roberta. I am so honored! And yes, I know a certain amount of  ridiculous unnecessary stuff from a certain era. In the old days, I was great at Trivial Pursuit. It kind of drives me crazy, because I always worry that all of it is taking up room that otherwise would have been used for important stuff. And more and more, for current "celebs," I have absolutely no idea.  Who would I call? Depends. Jonathan, for many big-deal things. However, the other day I mentioned Mr. Ed, and Jonathan said: Who? When I explained, he still had no idea. But we all have our specialties. That's what friends are for.

Hmm. Now I'm worrying about who I'd call. Bueller? Bueller?

DEBORAH CROMBIE:  Oh, I love trivia. But too many choices here! Science and engineering questions, I'd ask my husband, although I'm pretty good at science overall, and geography, too. Classic TV and music? Him without a doubt. Literature, drama, and history, Gigi. General knowledge and pop culture, my daughter, Kayti. But sports, ack. That was always my downfall in Trivial Pursuit. We are a useless, unsporting bunch. (Unless you ask me about ice skating or rowing...)

Your turn!  Who would you ring up if you had to "phone a friend?"

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