It's Back to School Time!

RHYS BOWEN: My grandkids in Arizona go back to school this week. And while I was signing books at Poisoned Pen in Scottsdale on Saturday I had a chance to stop by for a visit. And they were busy getting all their back-to-school stuff in order. It ranged from laptops to scientific calculators to iPads with all the year's text books already uploaded to them. The younger ones aren't allowed phones but many kids in their class already have smart phones.
So I'm thinking back to the start of school year when I was a child. No, we didn't exactly have slates, or quills on parchment, but the only thing we had to provide was our own pen and pencils.A fountain pen was a big ticket item in those days. Oh, and we had to bring a dictionary. And uniforms, of course. Very strict school uniform and PE uniform and house shoes to be worn on wet days. But books/paper/notebooks were all provided by the school. And so were our meals and our snacks.

And when my own kids went to school I remember lunch boxes were a big thing.

We'd go out to Target or similar and they'd be allowed to choose their lunch boxes for the year, each containing a thermos flask. Those never worked well at keeping chocolate milk cold or soup hot, I remember. There were lunch boxes considered "IN" each year. TV shows that were hot at the time--like the Partridge Family or the Bugaloos--or later groups like the Bee Gees. One of the rules of school survival was that one could NEVER bring last year's lunch box.

The rest was fairly simple, apart from agonizing over what to wear on the first day of school. By middle school age this meant calling ten friends to find out what they were wearing. I remember my eleven year old telling me that EVERYONE else had Calvin Klein jeans except her. So I sat outside the school with a pad and pencil and did a survey. I was able to tell her that night that her statement had been disproved. (See, parents have to be smart)

They had back packs in those days. Nothing on wheels. (And just to update you, my soon-to-be freshman at a private high school reported that NOBODY had a wheeled backpack. Absolutely NOBODY in spite of the fact that she'd be carrying around huge text books.) In the lower grades the important items was the box of crayons.--at least 64. In higher grades items like a mirror for the locker. How simple life was (and relatively inexpensive). There were no iPhones or iPads to accidentally drop into swimming pools or down the school stairs. Okay, so those lunch boxes occasionally got battered or run over by the car, but all in all it wasn't a bank-breaking experience.
So what do you remember about back-to-school? Trauma or excitement? And what new item did you have to have?

DEBORAH CROMBIE: Oh, golly, Rhys (as Georgie would say), you beat me to it! But I have the last week in August, which used to be back-to-school back in the paleolithic era when I was in school. Now everyone starts the beginning of August. And so funny about the Calvin Klein jeans. I wish I'd been that smart. (Also wish my daughter had had to wear uniforms!)
I LOVED shopping for school supplies when I was a kid. New tablets, pencils, notebooks, and of course, CRAYONS.  I still love Crayons.

The mere smell is enough to make me swoon. And at least a 64 count box!  And I probably had a Lone Ranger lunch box--not featuring Johnny Depp!  I loved shopping for back-to-school clothes with my mom. We went to Northpark (you've been there, Rhys) which was THE place to shop in Dallas. (Still is, actually.) We bought things like wool skirts and knee socks and sweaters, which must have been really silly because in Dallas you can't wear them until November... It was just the ritual and anticipation of it all. Is there anything like that for grown-ups.  For us writers, maybe starting a new book.  What do you think?

HALLIE EPHRON: My favorite thing about back to school was putting together a 3-ring notebook with dividers. Remember the different color tinted tabs that you slipped labels into? And I had reinforcements for the holes in the filler pages, as if they needed to be preserved for posterity. I felt SO organized. For about thirty seconds. Until my natural messiness kicked in. Within a week my neat notebook was a disaster.
Yes, fountain pens! The ones with cartridges. I loved them. And they made me slow down and write legibly. Being a lefty, I was forever smearing what I'd just written. Very annoying.

LUCY BURDETTE: I loved, loved, loved going back to school every year--everything about it, from the new outfits to the pencil boxes and notebooks to finding out who the teacher would be and which friends would be in which classes. (Wouldn't you just know we are all school nerds here at JRW.) The only bad years I had were the two when my family moved, at the beginning of sixth grade from New Jersey to Michigan, and then back, at the beginning of ninth grade. It was hard making new friends and figuring out the dress code all over again. Phew, junior high school years are rough anyway--never mind starting over completely!
Rhys, you have me laughing--I can totally picture you in the car taking the clothing survey and then presenting the results to your daughter.

HANK PHILLIPPI RYAN: Oooh, I loved the dividers for each subject. Black vinyl covered three-ring notebooks. And cartridge fountain pens. I loved protractors, and rulers, and anything that could make perfect lines. Reinforcements that were webby, that you had to lick.
Some years, you had to cover your textbooks with brown paper. Some years that was--what did we call it? Gross.
We had to wait until the first day to see if the new year was going to be tennis shoes that you kept white with show polish, or that you had to get instantly grimy. And whether you put pennies, or dimes, in your loafers. Or nothing at all. The rules were VERY STRICT. Linda Katzenberger and Sue Marling set them.
Now, lunch boxes? Never. It was incredibly uncool to take your lunch.
I remember heather-colored cardigan sweaters with grosgrain ribbon down the front, and matching heather a-line skirts. Circle pins!
And I still have dreams that I am missing the school bus, and that I forgot my locker combination.

RHYS: So do share your back to school memories. Lunch boxes? Star Trek? Partridge Family?

ON THE NEWS

"All the news that fits, we print."

MAD Magazine, c.1964

As befitting 'anything can happen' Friday, and Hank's role as reporter, here's some interesting stuff you might not have heard:

This news release arrived from the crayon people! I was transported, remembering the fragrance of a new box of crayons, how careful we were to keep the points perfect, and save our favorite colors (burnt sienna and black, surprise surprise) And it looks like they have come out with some new super-sharpener . Wonder if it makes those points with a little ledge around the edge. Remember? I'll spare you all the details, but here's the best parts:

Crayola 64 Box Turns 50
To Celebrate, Eight New "Kids Choice Colors" Debut in Iconic Box
EASTON, Pa)--

An American classic, the Crayola 64 Box is turning the big 5-0 and Crayola has gone a bit "radical red" to mark the golden moment. That famous box with the built-in sharpener that debuted in 1958 and became home to colors like burnt sienna and cornflower has undergone an extreme color makeover for its fiftieth, to reflect the color preferences of today’s kids.

Just like professional color experts who predict the year’s hot hues; kids across the country had the chance to voice their own opinion and pick the colors they felt were "in" for 2008...

they ...zoomed in on the shade within each color family (red, blue, green, yellow, brown, pink, orange and purple) that they felt was the coolest. The result? A collection of eight colors was created that draw on everything from kids wanting to play their part in protecting the planet to believing that they can become famous just like the everyday people who achieve stardom on reality shows.

The 2008 "Kids Choice Colors" include:
"super happy" -- kids don’t want to worry, they just want to be happy -- "super happy" -- as their color says and they wish the same for others, too;

"fun in the sun" -- riding bikes, playing soccer, skateboarding, and gymnastics – kids said this color means exercise and keeping fit are important … and fun!;

"giving tree" -- it’s a colorful truth that kids are thinking green, too, and want to play a part in protecting the Earth;

"bear hug" -- a hue of harmony as kids want their homes to feel warm and loving just like a great big bear hug;

"awesome" -- means kids think school is cool and getting good grades feels awesome;

"happy ever after" -- kids want to make a difference and create Cinderella moments for others, so everyone’s story has a happy ending;

"famous" -- American Idol and shows like it inspired this hue, as kids believe they can become celebrities just like everyday people who become stars;

"best friends" -- this shade of purple reveals who kids’ real BFFs are – their parents – and spending time with them is what they enjoy most.

(Hank interrupting: Hang on a second here. Imagine the conversation:

Mother: "What color do you want to make the sun, Billy?

Billy: Oh, Mummy, lets make it awesome.

Mummy: Of course, honey, it is awesome! And it's 93 million miles from the earth. But here's a drawing of it in your coloring book, sweetheart. What color shall we make it?

Billy: I said, awesome.

Mother: But, sweetheart, awesome is not a color. How about a nice sunny yellow?

Billy: AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!

Mother: I agree, Billy, and here it is.

Billy: NO! I said AWESOME.

(throws box of crayons)

Mother: Billy! You need a time out!

Billy: What color is that?

Okay, back to the press release.)

Each of these new hues introduced to celebrate 50 years of the Crayola 64 Box can be found inside the limited-edition 50th Birthday box, which features the new "perfect tip sharpener" that puts a perfect point on any worn down crayon so that it looks just like the original.

CRAYON QUIZ!!! (There was a whole paragraph of crayon lore in the release, but let's just see how much you know:)

An American cultural icon, the Crayola 64 Box made its debut in (what year??) on the "(What TV SHOW?)"

The 12.8 billion crayons inside would circle the earth HOW MANY times.

The most popular color inside the Crayola 64 Box is : WHAT COLOR?

Where else but Jungle Red could you hear this stuff?