JULIA SPENCER-FLEMING: Today's guest, Priscilla Paton, writes tough-minded novels about a pair of mismatched Twin Cities detectives. She writes about addiction, and alienation, and identity, but, like all of us who live in northern lands, she knows it's all about the weather. Where it's coming from, what it's going to do when it gets here, and how we're going to make it through.
Fortunately, it's not all snow tires and shovels. There's also gingerbread. And this winter, at least, book events you can enjoy without having to bundle up and drive through the cold - like the launch for Priscilla's second book, Should Grace Fail, on Tuesday, December 8, at 8pm Eastern. You can register here - and be sure to leave a comment today, because one lucky person will be winning a copy of a Twin Cities Mystery!
Wherever you are,
there’s weather, whether you like it or not. I had to get that sentence out—forgive
me. Being in a Minnesota winter does something to a person. Think Fargo.
I write the Twin
Cities Mystery series, and like the movie Fargo (minus the woodchipper),
the books twist conventions of the genre and Midwest behavior. The weather is
inevitably central not only to the setting but to character and plot.
In Minnesota, weather
creates limitless opportunities for the humble-brag: “Yeah, I’m a bit stiff. Just
shoveled three feet of snow off the roof.”
Moderate people turn competitive and rush to be the first to post the
October blizzard on social media. Weather aids and abets passive-aggressive
exchanges: “Saying inside, bummer”; “Well I have to go outside, double-bummer.”
The repressed go crazy. Meaning, they ice-fish. On a frozen lake, on ice, over
water, for something slimy and inhuman, like an eelpout, aka, a lingcod, mud
shark, and “lawyer.” These ice fishers drive out a two-ton pickup. They
unhitch a small house. They say the houses have heaters, booze, poker games, and
TVs. Sure. Doesn’t change that it’s twenty below outside and your nose hairs
are icicles. Then they leave the house on the lake, on ice, over water, until
the state makes them haul it off, or the house falls through the ice and into spring
muck. That’s somebody’s idea of fun.
All right, other
places have Polar Vortexes. Wisconsin next door. Maine where I grew up, and as
a shrimpy kid had my eyeglasses broken playing king-of-the-hill on monster
snowbanks. I’ve been on New Hampshire’s Mount Washington, home to 200 mph
winds, where I’ve felt to the bones weather weaponizing itself. At the peak, it
turns in no time from sunny with a view to freezing fog with the warning that
death happens. On the other hand, in the warmth of the tropics, hurricanes
happen. Weather everywhere can be sublime and deadly.
Back to the
Midwest famed for extremes of cold and hot, tornadoes and thunder snow, the
weather can be contorted in fiction to do almost anything. To adapt a Norwegian
saying, weather, like a potato, is useful for anything. For a mystery writer, weather
can be a deus ex machina, the unexpected event that gets you out of a plot
hole. Noir master Raymond Chandler said of crime writing, “when in doubt, have
two guys come through the door with guns.” In Minnesota, you could have two
trees, felled by the natural catastrophe of your choice, come crashing through
the roof to trap the bad guys with guns. Then the good people (good people
receive weather updates) can triumph. A
vehicular pursuit can be impeded by flash flooding. With ice, no one’s going
anywhere—unless it’s a hockey mystery (a figure skating mystery if you’re a
wuss). In June, you could have a murderer hide in the woods, only to die of
hypothermia on an unseasonably cold night. Seasonable—what an unreliable
concept!
Definition of
Paradise: that one day in late May when you trip along outdoors without a puffy
coat and rescue kit. The best part—the mosquitoes have not hatched. Yet.
The cold always cycles
back. Now Minnesota and Maine are unlikely settings for an Agatha Christie
murder with the social classes unnaturally mixed in the posh drawing room while
Poirot reveals the murderer. But a group could be snowbound in a church, a
supper club, not to mention an effing ice-house.
Being snowbound is a good thrill for a day.
More, and the real threats increase. At the least, those who remain safe yearn
for warm comfort. During the worst Nor’easter of my childhood, our family dairy
farm had to dump milk, had to drain the cooler and lose that paycheck, because for
nearly a week the milk trucks could not get through. We made puddings, but we
didn’t have chickens and eggs ran out. Then my mother pulled out a
depression-era recipe, an eggless, butter-free gingerbread whose character
depended on molasses. (Farms stocked bulk molasses to pour over mediocre hay
for the cows.) Hoarded cream, whipped to softly drape over a serving, tempered
the strong dark taste. The gingerbread was
a homey treat to have while sitting by the woodstove. It also makes a spicy accompaniment
to the murder mystery of your choice. Please enjoy my family’s recipe with your
holiday reading.
Snowbound
Gingerbread
Preheat oven to
350 degrees. Grease an 8 or 9” square pan. Ingredients:
½ C melted
shortening 2 C flour
½ C granulated
sugar ½ tsp salt
½ C molasses 1 tsp
baking soda
1 C hot water 1 tsp each
cinnamon and ground ginger
Combine
shortening, sugar, and molasses in mixing bowl. In separate bowl, blend dry
ingredients. Add dry ingredients, alternating with hot water, to molasses mix.
Pour into greased pan.
Bake 8” pan for
35-45 minutes
Bake 9” pan for
30-40 minutes
Cake is done when
sides pull away and a skewer comes out clean.
Serve warm with
whipped cream. The cake also be dusted with powdered sugar or frosted with
lemon icing.
Should Grace Fail - Staying alive depends on knowing whom to trust and when to run.
When
a man who saves lives has his own brutally taken, Greater Metro
Detectives Erik Jansson and Deb Metzger have their strengths pushed to
the limit. The murdered man rescued trafficked teen addicts from a
vindictive crime boss, but he was also an alcoholic who left the police
force under suspicion. Is his murderer a drug dealer, a pimp, a corrupt
police colleague, all of the above? Or could the killer be a victim who
lashed out at her savior?
You can find out more about Priscilla Paton at her website. You can discuss books with her on Goodreads, friend her on Facebook, and follow her on Twitter as @priscilla_paton.
