Sunday, March 22, 2015

The Puppy Stork is Coming!

HANK PHILLIPPI RYAN:  Oh, well, it’s the funniest cartoon I’ve ever seen, and I’m posting it.

Hilarious, huh? Kind of? Anyway, the reason it’s relevant today is that author Shannon Baker is getting a puppy!

Yay. It’s book launch time for her, and she’s been all over the place talking about Tattered Legacy. It’s full of Hopi Indian legends, polygamists, aliens, super-wealthy and politically powerful Mormons and more iconic scenery than you can imagine all stuffed into 350 pages—so what’s not to love?

But I wonder—is she getting the puppy for book tour? Okay, no, of course not. But she’s as delighted as any puppy-expecting parent… She’s got a new book out, and a puppy on the way. Whoa.  I mean, wow.

Oh, I mean: Bow wow.

SHANNON BAKER:   Exactly! But I’m sort of ADD and I wrote that book a while back so, for me, that was then. What is now, though, what has me wiggling in my seat with anticipation, is the NEXT thing in our lives. The Puppy Stork is winging her way to our house, bringing us a bouncing baby bundle of puppy love. We’re scheduled to pick up our 8-week old Weimaraner girl in mid-May.

We lost our last Boxer in 2011 and we’ve been a lonely, sad, dogless couple since then. We ached for a new dog but knew we were destined for a nomadic and pretty chaotic life until we pulled the plug on gainful day jobs and both became stay-at-homes. We made the choice to wait and it’s been a long, desolate trudge, both to the end of the paycheck producing situation and through the puppy drought.

Not the ACTUAL puppy...but like this!
I cringe to compare puppies and babies. When I had my daughters, I lived in rural Nebraska and the references to me and heifers didn’t make me grin. Dogs aren’t people so I’m not a dog mom. But dogs are a specialness all to themselves. At the same time better but not quite on par with people and the love for pets is deep and real. So, yeah, this has some of the same heart-tugs as bringing a baby home.

And as with having babies, I suppose I’ve blocked some of the less desirable details. After all, I did have more than one baby, so I’m obviously pretty good at selective memory.

I’m remembering the good parts of puppies. I can’t wait to cuddle and laugh at puppy antics. I am anticipating bonding and having that loyal, loving companion. I’m not focused so much on the housetraining. The books make it sound so easy. They sleep, they wake up, you run them outside to their spot, they go, you praise them, play with them, there are no accidents, they go back to sleep, you repeat the cycle. In two weeks, they’re reliably trained.

It’s a vague memory from my last puppy, but I think I followed the books. I don’t remember it being that easy.

Then there’s the crate training. Again, the book says it will be a lark. Puppies like their crates. It’s safe and quiet and homey. They will sleep in them all night. No problem. But I think I remember nighttime crying. Shoe loss, furniture damage, holes in the yard, barking. All of these issues are dispatched with positive and preventative training. I find it easy to believe the promises of the puppy book and truly believe our puppy will be nothing but pure joy and will grow into a well-trained, neurosis-free, perfect companion.

But then, I write fiction.

Speaking of which—Tattered Legacy, the third book in the Nora Abbott Mystery Series is available now at your favorite book venue. There are no puppies in it, but there is an aging golden retriever. And lots of mystery and murder and Hopi, polygamists, aliens, rich Mormons and Moab’s amazing landscapes.

HANK PHILLIPI RYAN:  We want photos! And meanwhile, who has some puppy advice for Shannon? And what about the puppy's name? So excited for you, Shannon!

Shannon Baker is the author of the Nora Abbott mystery series from Midnight Ink. A fast-paced mix of Hopi Indian mysticism, environmental issues, and murder. Shannon is an itinerant writer, which is a nice way of saying she’s confused. She never knows what time zone she’s in, Timbuck-Three, Nebraska, or  Denver, or Tucson. Nora Abbott has picked up that location schizophrenia and travels from Flagstaff in Tainted Mountain, to Boulder in Broken Trust and then to Moab in Tattered Legacy Shannon is proud to have been chosen Rocky Mountain Fiction Writers’ 2014 Writer of the Year. Visit Shannon at
Shannon says:  While Tattered Legacy is available from your favorite online or bookstore, if you’d like to support indie bookstores, you’re welcome to contact Who Else Books Ron and Nina are the best! And they might have a signed copy to send.

Hallie: My new book NIGHT NIGHT SLEEP TIGHT is out! Please check my website  to see when I'll be visiting your town..and check it out! 
Hank: Headed for the Broward County Lit Fest! Saturday and Sunday:  Appearing with CJ Box and Oline Cogdill
Thursday: at the Broward County Public Library! Check my website  for more info. Love to see you there!

Rhys: Today at  Santa Monica Library 2:30 p.m., then Beverly Hills Library, 5 p.m. Come say hello!

Debs: This coming Thursday, March 26th, 6 p.m., at the University of North Texas Willis Library. Tickets are still available for the dinner and book signing here


Joan Emerson said...

Congratulations, Shannon, on both the book and the puppy . . . .
Yes, puppies are indeed their own sort of specialness as are good books; I’m looking forward to reading Nora’s latest adventure.

Reine said...

Hank you know how I love puppies! But I can offer Shannon no suggestions on house training or naming.

My assistance pup came to me trained for almost two years before we were selected as a good match regarding personality and other traits. Keeping up training has been important, though, and building on skills already learned is fun.

Kendall had his name from birth. He was part of the K-litter several years ago at Power Paws of Arizona in Scottsdale—have just had another K-litter about a week ago—and he was named after the breeder-trainer's best friend since high school's father. I love Kendall's name! It suits him. But many people think his name is Kindle, which I think is very clever given his great attachment to Rhys and Debs here on Jungle Reds!

He is a beautiful golden retriever. My very first. My first golden and my first assistance dog. He loves authors and is a huge fan of JRW. We were not able to go to the Tucson Festival of Books this year. Terrible disappointment for both of us. I am betting you were there, and I am so sorry we missed you, Shannon.

Ellen K said...

Rescue an older dog-- they are already housebroken! And it makes more room in the shelter for another dog.

All my dogs have been rescues, some as young as a year, one as old as 12. Always worth it.

Hank Phillippi Ryan said...

OH, such good things in either a rescue or puppy--very exciting to get a new dog!

We've never had a dog--sometimes we get a yearning for one. Briefly. It's a LOT of work.

Lucy/Roberta's a real dog person, right? And you, Debs?

Reine--Kindle! I never thought of funny.Where did Kendall's name come from?

Hank Phillippi Ryan said...

And have you decided on a name, Shannon?

Hallie Ephron said...

The closest I ever came to dealing with puppies was when the hamster we'd just brought home gave birth to *8* wriggly bald-rat-like babies. I don't think what we did will be helpful.

Shannon, you got a Weimeraner? Like William Wegman's Fay Wray? Glamorous dogs.

Your new book sounds great. You had me at Moab landscapes.

Lucy Burdette aka Roberta Isleib said...

Yes dog person! Congrats on the book and the puppy Shannon!

We rescued Poco, a red merle Australian shepherd, when he was 7. His former family's kid was going to college and they couldn't be bothered. Can you imagine?

Tonka came to us at 8 months and he was trained too. We were told to keep him in a crate at night for a year but he never loved it. He wanted to be by the bed with his parents:). My brother and sister in law kept him for 3 weeks the first time we visited Key West. She refused to crate him and that was the end of that!

Reine, hope we get to meet Kindle one day LOL

Hank Phillippi Ryan said...

We had gerbils when I was a kid. Chet and David. The cat (Mrs. Purdy) ate them. Such is nature.

Hank Phillippi Ryan said...

We also had Irish Setters! Rusty, Penny and Roderick St. John Erin Sean.

Goofiest dogs ever.

Shannon Baker said...

Wow, you guys get up early! Thanks for letting me hang with you today. We're leaning toward Gracie as a name, but we'll see what she's like. Might need to change it to Killer or Hannibal. Our last Boxer was a rescue. While we loved him, he had issues. Since we've never had a child together, we thought we'd bring a little of that family-raising angst to our marriage. My kids had a hamster named Bob when they were little. I might have freaked just a little if it had babies.

Shannon Baker said...

Reine--I didn't get to the Tucson Festival this year because I headed north to Portland to Left Coast Crime. So many conferences, so little time! Next year, though, we'll be full-time Tucson residents and I'm looking forward to it all!

FChurch said...

My nephew walked in last night with a hamster and all its stuff--sans any prior discussion. If "Reggie" has babies, I'm going to be in shock!

Puppies, glorious puppies! No dogs at present, but you know, Shannon, your little girl might need a sister or brother later when she's older and then you can add a rescue!

"Buster", my neighbor's beautiful boxer boy, was a rescue and how! Someone dropped him off--the old "they can survive in the country or some farmer will take care of them." My only regret is my neighbor found him first! ;-)

Can't wait to check out Nora--still rereading Hillerman to get my southwest fix!

Kaye Barley said...

Harley the Wonder Corgi came to us at just 8 weeks old and got busy training us the minute he walked in the door. And we love him to the moon and back.

Susan Elia MacNeal said...

Welcome, Shannon — and all best wishes for the new book and the puppy! Gracie sounds like a perfectly wonderful name. Hannibal — well, could work with the right dog.... : )

JD Allen said...

Congrats on the release! Looks like a great read.

I'm slap in the middle of puppy heaven/hell. Gunny is adrobs but yesterday he ate the sill off one of the kitchen windows. It's splinters.

Sigh. He's 6 months and in that rebellious I-have-to-chew-all-the-things stage. Hubby is ready to kill him. but this will all pass. In six months or so. ;-)

Hank Phillippi Ryan said...

Flora, you got a hamster LAST NIGHT? Whoa.

I love the name Gracie. (A main character in my upcoming WHAT YOU SEE, by the way. She is not a cute puppy...but she is a cutie.) But I agree, you have to see her. Hannabella?

I interviewed William (swoon) Wegman once. I told him I used to try to dress up my cat. (You know he puts costumes of his gorgeous Weimaraners, and they seem to love it)

He looked at me like I was nuts. "You can't put costumes on a CAT," he said.

Shannon Baker said...

One of the reasons we chose Weimeraner is because of Wegman's photos! Can't beleive you interviewed him. I used to watch Seasame Street with my kids and Fae was always getting dressed up. I was excited before but you all have me all fluttery!

Shannon Baker said...

I have a perverse sense of humor but Gunny eating the sill made me belly laugh. Then start to panic! Two weeks after we get the puppy we'll be moving to our new house in Tucson. At least the main floor is saltillo tile.

Hank Phillippi Ryan said...

Gotta love Gunny. And I adore that name. Is it short for Gunnison?

Deborah Crombie said...

Shannon, congratulations! On the book AND the puppy:-) Weimeraners are so gorgeous. (Although our former neighbors had a lovely boy named Jasper who was famous for eating furniture, window sills, and Christmas ornaments... He needed stay-at-home people.)

And, yes, big dog person, as Hank says. We went seven years between puppies before we got our Dax two and a half years ago, so I understand the selective memory. I was glad we had hardwood floors for that first month or two.

Now we have Jasmine, too, adopted last summer when she was about six months old. She had no manners and no inside-dog training at all, and although she's great now, it is much easier to start with an eight-week-old puppy. Send up puppy pics!!!

Pat D said...

I'm going to have to look for your books Shannon. Good luck on living through puppydom. Our last puppies were 2 airemutts (airdale mom, mystery daddy(ies). Thought I wouldn't live through it. Since the boys passed I've been adopting adult rescue dogs, but still terriers. They stay playful forever. My current boy just turned 12; we've had him almost 8 years now and can't imagine life without him.

Libby Dodd said...

I walk in the local park weekday mornings and have gotten to know a Rotti and her owner. From what I've seen with them, I think working with a trainer from when they are wee tiny puppies is the way to go. This dog is wonderful. She's still a year old puppy with all that energy etc. but she knows who the alpha dog is.

Kathy Reel said...

Shannon, I know that you are in for some amazing times with your new puppy,and Weimaraners are so darn cute. And to have a book coming out, too. Spring is certainly going to be busy and wonderful for you. I'll be checking out Nora and your books.

The post today is bittersweet for me, as I'm happy to hear about puppies anytime, but I've just this weekend come to the decision that it's time to let go of my sweet Abbie dog. She's 15 1/2 years old, and her quality of life has just gone down dramatically in the last couple of months. We took in this beautiful Australian Cattle Dog when she was three months old. My daughter picked her out at the animal shelter. She's had a good long life and been a faithful friend.

Shannon Baker said...

Kathy, my heart breaks for you. We make that agreement when we get a dog. They agree to love us unconditionally and we agree to stand by them at the end. It's a bittersweet deal but one we make with our eyes wide open. Hugs to you.

Hank Phillippi Ryan said...

Oh, Kathy, you are the best. Your sweet Abbie dog is counting on you--and what a wonderfully lucky pup I she is to be spending her life with you!! Much much love and give her a pat from all of us..

Kathy Reel said...

Thanks, Shannon and Hank. It's a gut wrenching decision to have to make, and I'm still not sure that I can go through with it, but I have someone good who will go with me. My husband won't be back in town until the end of April, but he trusts me to know when.

Mar (aka mar annabelle jacob) said...

Cartoon is great

Love Weimaraners, congratulations on your new puppy

So easy to block out the "puppy phase" from our memories coz they are so darn cute and cuddley

Good luck and congratulations on your book

Hank Phillippi Ryan said...

Mar! So great to see you!

Love to all..Go Shannon! And we really want to see photos of the puppy!

See you tomorrow!

Reine said...

Hank, sorry I didn't see this earlier!

Kendall had his name from birth. He was part of the K-litter several years ago at Power Paws of Arizona in Scottsdale. Ech litter is assigned a letter of the alphabet, and the pups in that litter are given a name that starts with that letter.

Some pups are named after generous donors no matter which litter they are from. He was named after The breeder-trainer named him after her best friend's father, Kendall.

Each litter is assigned a letter of the alphabet, and the pups in that litter are given a name that starts with that letter. Some pups are named after generous donors no matter which litter they are from.

Reine said...

Shannon, you're moving to Tucson? Fantastic! xoxox

Reine said...

Roberta, I hope you get to meet Kendall, too! xoxox

Shannon Baker said...

Thanks so much for having me, Hank. I'll send pictures later!

Susan said...
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Wanda said...

Puppies are special- they are faithful and fun.