Monday, June 15, 2026

CROISSANTS are to Paris as....

 HALLIE EPHRON: I’m just back from Paris where I spent a wondrous week teaching a class on writing mystery and suspense for WICE Paris (Where Internationals Connect in English.) My daughters came along and we filled our free time with (pause… suspense… what would we have spent our free time doing?) EATING.


I had forgotten what a croissant is supposed to taste like. The aroma. The tissue-thin layers of yummy. And available freshly baked every morning at any of the half-dozen cafes and bakeries within walking distance of our AIRBNB. 
Paris is to croissants what New York City is to bagels. What Los Angeles is to... What Chicago is to...

What’s your favorite (and at its best only truly available in one place) goody, what makes it so special, and where’s the one place you’re guaranteed to get it perfectly prepared?

RHYS BOWEN: The one thing you should add about croissants in France is that they only cost a Euro, not five as they do here.

In September I’ll be going to John’s sister in Cornwall, something we have done every year. It’s a different world, slower pace, lovely people.

Oh, and I stay in a manor house! And eat.., cream teas with the best clotted cream ever, fish and chips and Cornish Pasties.

The first thing we do when we arrive is to eat a pastie.

We have our favorite bakeries in several villages. And for those who don’t know pasties are pie crust around meat and vegetables. They were made originally for the miners to take their lunch down the mine. Thus they have a rim of pastry around one side so the miners could hold them with dirty hands and not spoil their meal.

Simple but delicious served hot!

LUCY BURDETTE: I know I can be a food snob, but I won’t eat a croissant unless it’s in France. I went to La Maison d’Isabelle a couple of years ago in Paris–they won best croissant in France in 2018–and I still dream about those flaky, buttery layers.

But if I have to move on from pastry, I would say Key West pink shrimp. They are caught near the islands so are perfectly fresh and gorgeous. They are heads and tails more delicious than frozen or imported. Yes, more expensive too, but a good treat once in a while!

HANK PHILLIPPI RYAN: I think part of the answer has to do with pizza.

I can’t really quite articulate it, but there’s a certain kind of pizza that tastes like real pizza, and then there are a whole raft of different categories that are not necessarily terrible, but not real pizza.

There’s like, yuppie pizza, with things like prosciutto and balsamic vinegar, which is delicious! But it’s not really pizza. Real pizza has thin crust, and tangy tomato sauce, and chewy cheese that strings out when you try to cut pizza and oregano.

And oil on the top? Somehow? It just tastes like good old street pizza. It probably has pepperoni. I also think it has to do with the brick ovens.

I don’t really connect with New York, although I bet that’s what it is. Anyone have any ideas?
And if you have a Margarita made in Mexico, it’s beyond wonderful.

JENN McKINLAY: Hallie, I love the scene in Hacks when Deborah tells Ava that you haven’t eaten bread until you’ve visited a boulangerie in France. So true.

I ate my body weight in bread while I was there!

And, Rhys, I love pasties. Of course, I haven’t been to Cornwall (yet) and have only the local Cornish Pasty Co in Old Town Scottsdale to judge by – although, I did have a pasty in Victoria Station once that was very tasty.

Anyway, all that to say, there is no pizza like New Haven, CT pizza – which I’ve mentioned before and Roberta will back me up. I’ll be there this weekend and am already anticipating a white clam pie!

As for home, in AZ there is nothing like a Sonoran hot dog (it beats the Chicago dog, sorry not sorry). It’s wrapped in bacon, served on a bolillo roll and loaded with pinto beans, jalapenos, tomatoes, onions, and mayo. Best dog ever!

DEBORAH CROMBIE: You are all killing me! Jenn, I want that hot dog! And so many other things!

I do love pasties. I remember the revelation of first eating one in Cornwall on my first solo trip to England years ago.

Hallie, you've reminded me that our bakery just down the street makes fabulous croissants, but I don't usually buy them. (Probably a good thing, especially as I like to slather them with butter and orange marmalade…)

But what I would really love is a PROPER scone, loaded with strawberry jam and then clotted cream. (Yes, jam first, so that you can get on more cream.) What are usually called scones in the US are sometimes good (see local bakery, above) but they bear no relation to a real English scone. Even in places–sometimes even chef-y places) that claim to offer a real afternoon tea, the scones are not the same. Maybe Rhys can tell us why.

HALLIE: So, if we were coming to YOUR neighborhood, what would be the A-1 MOST FABULOUS LOCAL AND FOUND NOWHERE ELSE THIS GOOD thing the rest of us should seek out to savor?? Fried chicken?? Cherry pie?? Barbecued ribs??? I'm getting very hungry...

Thursday, June 11, 2026

Trademarks by Jenn McKinlay

 JENN McKINLAY: What a wacky week in the book community! A book blogger trademarked the phrase "hot girls read" and the book community has lost their ever lovin' fluffin' minds. And rightly so. 

Etsy Shop: Dust Jacket Goods

One glance at etsy.com and I can see hundreds of vendors use that phrase to sell booky merch. So to trademark it is a slap in the face of all the other book merch vendors who've been using the phrase on their notepads, t-shirts, stickers, and such for years. 

How is blocking these vendors from using that phrase going to impact the woman who trademarked it? At a guess, not well. Is she really going to spend her days demanding the platform take down all the other vendors by waving her trademark papers? Does she not have anything better to do? At all? 

While the book community can never agree on anything, such as favorite book, character, adaptation, and such, if someone goes after one of them, they will get all of them coming for them. Seriously, book lovers are "we ride at dawn" defenders of all bookdom.

But back to the broader discussion of trademarked phrases. In answer to the question "what are some of the wackiest phrases that have been trademarked?" Google returned this:

  • "Let's get ready to rumble!": Sportscaster Michael Buffer successfully trademarked this iconic boxing phrase in 1992, allowing him to legally control its use in entertainment, events, and merchandise. 
  • "That's Hot": Paris Hilton secured the rights to her signature catchphrase in 2007 and even used it to successfully sue Hallmark for printing it on greeting cards without her permission. 
  • "This Sick Beat": During the 1989 era, Taylor Swift filed a famous trademark on this lyric, along with "Party Like It's 1989". 
  • "Tiger Blood": Charlie Sheen filed 22 trademark applications in 2011 to lock down his famous interview soundbites, including "Duh, Winning" and "Vatican Assassin". 
  • "Tebowing": Former NFL quarterback Tim Tebow trademarked the act of kneeling and praying in a pose that became a viral internet meme. 
  • "Let's roll": The phrase—famously spoken by Todd Beamer on hijacked United Flight 93 on September 11, 2001—was trademarked by his foundation to protect it and sell merchandise with proceeds going to charity. 
The only one I agree with is Michael Buffer because the man uses it in his work every single match, so it feels legit. The others? Not so much. But here lies the problem, it's all rather subjective isn't it? The person in charge of your application at the trademark office is the one deciding if it gets trademarked or not. What if they're having a bad day? Or a good day? Or they hate whatever it is you're trying to trademark? 
There's actually a person who trademarked the phrase "boy mom." Yes, I'm serious and as a boy mom, I'm bewildered as to WHY a person would do such a thing? Are you really trying to corner the market on "boy mom" merch? Phooey. I'll go to an online pay on demand print shop and design whatever I want myself so thanks but no thanks.

So, Reds and Readers, how do we feel about this trademark trend? Yay or nay or what the heck?

Monday, June 8, 2026

Weirdest Food Combos

JENN MCKINLAY: It’s summer time! This makes me nostalgic for all of the snacking my brother and I did between riding our skateboards, rowing our boat on the lake, swimming at the beach, and in general just running wild for two months with limited supervision. The glory of being Gen-X. We fancied ourselves quite the accomplished chefs when we made Jell-O or popcorn or anything that required use of the stove or oven.

My love of snacks continues to this day and I remember when I was working in Youth Services at the library in 2010 one of my coworkers introduced me to the best fast food hack ever: French fries dipped in a Wendy’s Frosty. It’s still a go to comfort snack for me as it is that perfect balance of salt and sweet, hot and cold. Yum!





I believe this kicked off my love of weird food combinations, and I am always up for trying a new one, however, the dill pickle in a Dr. Pepper was a huge bust for me…seriously, bleck. Although I might have done it wrong.







How about you, Reds? What’s a weird food combo that you love?


HALLIE EPHRON: Celery sticks stuffed with peanut butter! Easiest lunch ever. Hot honey and Camembert. Chicken livers and pineapple.  


LUCY BURDETTE: Pickled jalapenos on anything, but especially on half a bagel with melted cheddar over the top! I don’t want honey on my French fries, but please pass the sharp French mustard…


HANK PHILLIPPI RYAN: Well, prosciutto and melon is a staple around here, I have to say. And peanut butter and bacon is ambrosial. And agree, Hallie, on PB on celery, and on apple slices, too. Balsamic on roasted brussels sprouts, yum. I have never tried watermelon and feta, but I know it is hip and ubiquitous.  But!  cottage cheese with applesauce. Seriously. SO delicious.  It tastes like a completely different thing–almost like…butterscotch.


RHYS BOWEN:  Everything Hank said and I must try the cottage cheese with applesauce. I too love snacks food rather than a big slab of steak put in front of me. Dominic introduced me to fries with mayo. Better if the mayo is mixed with ketchup and a dash of Worcester sauce. Chutney on Brie. Or baked Brie with cranberry sauce. One go to lunch is grilled cheese dipped in Malaysian sweet chili sauce. 


DEBORAH CROMBIE: I’m with Rhys on the fries with mayo. Not mixed with ketchup, though!  A favorite snack growing up was slices of banana with peanut butter and mayo. Trust me, it is delicious! I still love it.


How about you, Readers? What's your weirdest food combo? Be sure to pop back in on Thursday where I'm sharing the lastest bookdom kerfuffle/gossip!