JENN McKINLAY: It took me 15 years to finish this %$#@!&^%$# skull scarf for Hooligan 1, but I did it just in time for his 25th birthday. Y'all, I don't think I've ever felt such a sense of accomplishment in my life.
How did I get myself into this, you ask? Maybe you didn't. I'll tell you anyway.
I decided to teach myself to knit in 2008. I made a bunch of simple scarfs, very fun, but then wanted a challenge. While looking through patterns one day, Hooligan 1 saw this one and asked if I'd make it for him. "Sure!" I said WAY TOO CONFIDENTLY. I bought the pattern off the Ravelry website and bought the yarn and set to work. At the same time, Otto our salt and pepper schnauzer entered our lives.
I had gotten a good start on the scarf when Otto got into my yarn basket and as the Hub said when he found him, "I didn't know where the dog started and the yarn began and vice versa." Mercifully, the puppy didn't strangle himself. The destroyed project was ripped out and put on a shelf and promptly forgotten about. A few years later, I found it and started again assured that the puppy who now had his buddy Annie as a playmate would stay out of it. They did.
But here's the thing. THOSE STITCHES ARE TINY.
This frigging scarf took FOREVER!!! I'd pick it up and work on it a little bit through the year and then put it down to work on more interesting projects. It became a running joke between me and H1 as to whether or not I'd ever finish it. Then I was cleaning my office, found it again, and realized I was 30 rows from finishing. Newly motivated I spent the week before his birthday working on it. Maybe four hours of work in total. WHY didn't I get this done years ago? Argh!!!
Needless to say, H1 was surprised and pleased and I was relieved. Seriously, achievement unlocked, as the gamers say, and I will never knit anything with those teeny tiny stitches ever again!
So, fess up, Reds and Readers, what's a project you put off forever and then it took no time to finish?
Congratulations! If it were me, I don't think I'd ever have finished, what with those teeny, tiny stitches. But it definitely looks amazing . . . .
ReplyDeleteBeing particularly good at procrastination, there's this embroidery piece I began a gazillion years ago, moved from house to house to house, and have never finished. [Of course, I never promised it to anyone, so no one is feeling particularly sad that it's still on the stretcher frame.] No excuses, just procrastination . . . .
Back when she was in high school, my sister decided she would knit a pair of socks for me for Christmas. That Christmas I got one sock; it was blue. I got the second sock for Christmas three years later; it was also blue. By that time I had grown and so did my feet, from a size twelve to a size sixteen. Needless to say the socks did not really fit but I cherished them anyway.
ReplyDeleteThe scarf is magnificent, and so is H1!
ReplyDeleteBest photos ever, Jenn!!
Projects that get dropped around here, stay dropped. Not proud. Just is.
I love the scarf! I never finished a sweater for one of my sons. If I'd taken as long as you took, the sweater would be for his child...but I don't knit any more and gave all my supplies to my daughter-in-law.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, I did finish a lovely full-size quilt that my mother had started for me and wasn't able to complete. The blocks were mostly assembled but I couldn't find the pattern she'd used, so I arranged them in a way I liked them, added a border of African fabric and a backing of a different African fabric from my cloth bank, and had a woman with a long-arm machine quilt it. It's beautiful and lives on my bed year round. My sister did the same with two different quilts our mom had started, and I used squares in light pastels that Mommy and her quilt group had made for Ida Rose's quilt. I guess the conclusion is that I'll finish projects involving sewing but not knitting!
DeleteCan’t think of a “project” (as in making an item of use). It did take me three Advents to complete a 1,000 piece Advent jigsaw. But never again! Elisabeth
ReplyDeleteLove the scarf. There are a few quilt pieces that I need to stitched together.
ReplyDeleteI love your story! The scarf is awesome and well worth waiting for. It looks pretty complicated to me!
ReplyDeleteWhen we went through mom's things while cleaning out the parental house, we found a half completed red knit sweater. I don't know how many decades it sat up there, but a long time. I think it was for my twin, because mom knitted me a purple sweater when we were 15, and M didn't get one. Sad.
Your story about your pup reminds me of my first golden, Gloria. She got into everything, including tearing up the instructions to a cross stitch project (tiny Christmas ornaments) twice! I had to write for replacement instructions. Aargh.