Thursday, January 22, 2026

I've Made it!

 RHYS BOWEN:  Dear Reds and Readers, I'm happy to report that after years of hard work and struggle, I have finally made it to the top. I am officially a writer of stature! An A lister!

How do I know this?  Because FAKE RHYS BOWEN has been contacting other writers, just like fake James Patterson and Fake Julia Quinn.  I only learned this because fake Rhys Bowen happened to contact my friend Lee Goldberg.  Of course he contacted me with great glee. He posted on Facebook saying "You've never said that you'd love to share about your creative journey, what inspires the worlds and characters you create and how you keep your storytelling fresh and engaging when working with complex or layered material."

He added, but you did once throw yourself down a flight of stairs and get medi-vacced out of a hotel just to avoid talking with me! (that was when I fell and broke my pelvis!)


No, in real life we talk about the latest place he's found to eat on Oahu. I don't think real writers talk much about our creative journeys to each other.  I know we Reds don't. We talk of more mundane matters like sick dogs, children and occasionally publishing gripes. 

If you're a fellow writer you have probably been contacted by fake famous person.  I'm not sure what they hope to get out of it. Would someone be expected to pay five hundred dollars to talk to fake Rhys Bowen?

I get daily scammers offering to bring my book to book clubs, get more visibility on Amazon etc. Occasionally I reply, as when they offered to take the German version of a Molly book to a book club in Manhattan.  Mostly I ignore. Sometimes I write back to the book clubs and say that I'd love to meet with them and my usual fee is $2000.  I don't hear back.

Lee, with more time than me, does engage in a most amusing way.  He wrote back to fake Tana French, if I remember correctly, saying he was amazed she still wanted to talk to him after what happened. He was still in prison but the rape charge had been dropped.  To a fake famous guy he replied, "You have a nerve to contact me after what you did to my wife."

The stupid thing is that these scammers don't seem to realize that we writers know each other!  But I wonder how many self published authors do take the bait?

So dear Reds and Reddies, have you been getting these annoying scams? Do you just ignore and delete or try to respond?

9 comments:

  1. The audacity of people never ceases to amaze me [of course, no one wants to pretend to be me, so this is the first time I've ever heard of this brazen thing] . . . it's easy for me to say "ignore it" [especially when it isn't happening to me] and I realize that's a difficult thing to do when someone is running around pretending to be you, but I do think that is what I would do if I were in that situation . . . .

    ReplyDelete
  2. I haven't by contacted fake you or other fake famous people, but certainly by scammers claiming to have read one of my books and gushing about it with all kinds of details then offering to boost my sales. Just a minute ago I threw one of those in the trash.

    Good for Lee for having fun with them the scammers. And speaking of Lee, congratulations to Hank for her Mary Higgins Clark Award nomination and to Lee for his Sue Grafton Award nom!

    ReplyDelete
  3. So happy that you've finally made it Rhys! I was thinking this am as I hit delete what an amazing splash my series would have made if all those fake helpers were real! Delete delete delete, and then back to work...

    ReplyDelete
  4. I really think that we’ve lived through the best of the internet and it is all sliding downhill. Not being able to trust any info you see unless you know the person sending/posting it? Fake people, extremely biased if not completely fabricated news, AI-generated art, deep fake videos? Ugh.

    Thank you, dear writers, for continuing to write stories that I know a real person poured thought, love and research into so I can escape!

    ReplyDelete
  5. Rhys, you are a writer of stature and you are definitely on my A List!

    Lee Goldberg is a hoot! I have never met him in person but one of my good friends from high school is his neighbor.
    During the pandemic, I began to read the rom com/mystery/action series that he wrote with Janet Evanovich and I became a fan. His stories are cinematic, imaginative and irresistible.
    My pal Linda saw that I was a fan of his on Facebook. She double checked to be sure that the Judy Singer commenting on his posts was me. Then she told him that one of her friends follows him on Facebook and asked if he would autograph a book for me. She was coming east for our h.s. reunion and she'd bring the book. He signed two books and Linda schlepped them to the reunion.
    I love reading his responses to the fake authors but can't help wondering if it just eggs them on.
    Endlessly entertaining, great characters and excellent mysteries. If you haven't read any of his books, you should.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Ignore and delete. I have been contacted by fake versions of people I'm following on social media, which is one of the reasons I set my social status to Private.

    I'm so sorry this happened to you. Rhys, at first when you mentioned "A list", I remember I was there at the beginning ? of your career as an author. I discovered your Evan Evans mysteries when I attended a panel of mystery authors, including you and Penny Warner, at a local bookstore two blocks from my house in 1997 ? You have always been on my A list of authors, meaning you are one of my auto-buy authors.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Rhys, congratulations! A-list, indeed! :-) I, a self-pubbed author, have received scam emails offering to help promote my work. I have to say, the scammers are getting a bit more sophisticated in their approach. The last one I received was actually well-written, not over-the-top gushing. I wouldn't be surprised if newbie authors fell for it. The question I ask myself is: how on earth would they ever have come across my work? There are zillions of self-pubbed books on Amazon. I interact with readers on a localized level, don't pay to get Amazon to promote my books, etc.

    ReplyDelete
  8. I am not a writer of stature or A-lister (smiley face emoji) but recently I've been contacted by a couple of different women purporting to be book group organizers offering to promote my book in their "nation-wide" programs. One was purportedly from Books in Translation. (My book was published in English; when I pointed this out, she said they were expanding). They all request just a small fee ($100-$500) to cover their marketing. No idea how they found me; my book was published under a pen name in 2022.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Scammers get blocked and deleted and when the option is available added to “this is a scam” list. But I’m not a famous author. Elisabeth

    ReplyDelete