Showing posts with label instagram. Show all posts
Showing posts with label instagram. Show all posts

Friday, February 23, 2024

FRIDAY FUNNIES

 JENN McKINLAY: Hi, it's me with the Friday funnies again. I've curated my latest belly laughs from social media and life because dang it 2024 has been off to a rocky start for some of us, so let's take a beat and have a laugh.

So, this video is mine. I posted it to my Instagram story this week and it was wildly popular so I'll share with you with the back story: 

I walk my dogs every day on different paths through the neighborhood to keep it interesting--for everyone involved. Well, on this one particular street, this pooch feels compelled to greet us when we walk by. These block fences are six feet tall and no, there is no trampoline. 




The first time it scared the snot out of me, but now I greet him/her (IDK) by singing Adele's lyrics, "Hello...it's me." I laugh every time this dog pops up even though I expect it now. 

Here is a new discovery for me. This Instagrammer is hiiiiilarious. She anthropomorphs everything from fonts to human inventions and she is sooooo clever. I have rewatched some of these short videos several times just to appreciate all the nuances. Seriously, if you're on Insta, check out Elle Cordova. Here's a link to one of my faves since I can't just post it as I'm respecting copyright: Inventions Hanging Out

And then, of course, there are the good old reliable memes. Here are a few of my recent punny faves!










Happy Friday (we made it!), everyone. What are some things you've seen lately that made you laugh? Drop a link in the comments to share!





Tuesday, March 30, 2021

Social Media Fatigue: Also WTH is Happening?

 JENN McKINLAY: That's it! If Chrissy Teigen can leave Twitter, so can I. So I did. Last week, I deactivated my Twitter account. When I go to log in, primarily out of habit, what greets me is this:



Reminding me that I no longer belong to Twitter like 80% of the population. Do I miss it? The place where I used to virtually shake my fist at my local politicians and get all in a tizzy? Surprisingly, no. I don't miss it at all. Huh. And here's the important point -- you don't sell books on Twitter. I don't think anyone on Twitter ever went and bought one of my books because I called my representative a moron, so really, what is the point? 

The toxicity is, I daresay, worse than the pandemic. Why would I want that in my life? The truth is, I don't. If I ever go back to Twitter, I will start from scratch and it will be a positive vibes only situation. I simply can't deal with all of this negativity (of which I am also culpable) all of the time. Truly, I think it's making my hair fall out!

But it's not just Twitter. Social media is changing, y'all. The kids who are now in their teens and twenties are all Snapchat and TikTok. Instagram seems to appeal to all ages but is owned by Facebook. Facebook is and has been, by and large, for middle-aged/old people, and Facebook's verified pages have just become a bloody mess. I'll explain.

In December of 2020, I had 14,000 people who liked and followed my professional page. Fast forward to March of 2021, and I have 14,500 people who like my page and 45,000 who follow the page -- where did those new 30,000 followers come from? Did I get elected to office? Win the lottery? Become a movie star? Nope, nope, nope.

Seriously. What the heck happened? I have no idea. My publisher has no idea. And Facebook has no idea. Here's what I do know. Those followers are predominately men from Russia and Africa and South America (assuming their profiles are legitimate) and they like to spend their time replying to the women who comment on the posts I put up on my page with little gems like this: 




Argh! Same dude hit at least four women who commented on a picture of cake (it's always cake) on my page. I thought it might just be me. Like maybe I clicked on some random ad, probably for cake, that opened the trolling male hellmouth and unleashed it on my page. Nope. I checked out other authors' verified pages and they're getting slammed, too. Our Rhys has also seen the weirdness. I then checked out some celebrity pages and the same nonsense is happening on their blue checked pages.

Frankly, social media is looking a lot like the mouse plague in Australia! 


Then my Facebook page got duplicated and the hacker was sending out friend requests using my pictures, bio, and name and offering free books of mine (insert your credit card number here -- but free books!!!! ACK!). Facebook insisted there was nothing wrong. Mother of pearl! You have got to be kidding me. 



My publisher reached out to Facebook and their response was essentially a shrug and a head scratch and a mumble as they exited the room. Really? You can write an algorithm to make sure an ad for dog booties pops up in my feed every three posts, but you can't write one to weed out the trolls? Huh.

All of this is to say, there is some weirdness afoot and I don't think it is going to end well. And because the momentum of social media is like that of a shark - it must stay in motion or it will die - there is now a thing called #BookTok (like #Bookstagram on Instagram) where authors and readers promote books on TikTok and I just have to say...I can't. I just can't. 

You know, I've heard for years that blogging is dead, but I have to say that compared to all of the insanity I am witnessing out there, I love this safe, positive, interesting, funny, charming blog of ours with all my heart. 

So, Reds and Readers, chime in! What weirdness have you seen out there? What sites do you trust? What do you think the future of social media is?

Lastly, please be careful out there! 





Sunday, February 7, 2021

Time for the Jungle Reds Social Media Round Up

Okay, so every time I turn around there's a new social media thing-a-ma-jig. Honestly, I'm not sure how we're supposed to maintain all these things all the time and actually get books written, but I digress.

The Reds are all pretty active on various platforms, so I thought I'd update everyone on where you can find us by listing our social media handles and websites. 

Life moves pretty fast, you have to double back every now and then to keep up! Speaking of which, the Jungle Reds will be chatting live with the Poisoned Pen on Saturday, Feb 13th at 2pm MST. Don't miss it!

Readers, hit us in the comments to tell us what social media you're following and also if you have a handle, post it so we can follow back!


Jungle Red Writers 

Website: https://www.jungleredwriters.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jungleredwriters/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jungleredwriters/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/junglereds

Julia Spencer-Fleming

Website: https://us.macmillan.com/author/juliaspencerfleming/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/juliaspencerfleming/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/juliaspencerfleming/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/JSpencerFleming

BookBub: https://www.bookbub.com/authors/julia-spencer-fleming

Lucy Burdette

Website: https://lucyburdette.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LucyBurdette/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lucyburdette/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/LucyBurdette

BookBub: https://www.bookbub.com/profile/lucy-burdette

Hallie Ephron

Website: http://hallieephron.com/home/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/hallie.ephron/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hallie.ephron/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/HallieEphron

BookBub: https://www.bookbub.com/authors/hallie-ephron

Rhys Bowen

Website: https://rhysbowen.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RhysBowenAuthor

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/authorrhysbowen/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rhysbowen

BookBub: https://www.bookbub.com/authors/rhys-bowen

Hank Phillippi Ryan

Website: https://hankphillippiryan.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HankPhillippiRyanAuthor/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hankpryan/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/hankpryan

BookBub: https://www.bookbub.com/authors/hank-phillippi-ryan

Deborah Crombie

Website: https://deborahcrombie.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/deborah.crombie

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deborah.crombie/

Twitter:  https://twitter.com/deborahcrombie

BookBub:  https://www.bookbub.com/authors/deborah-crombie

Jenn McKinlay

Website: http://www.jennmckinlay.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/JennMcKinlayAuthor/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mckinlayjenn/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/JennMcKinlay

BookBub: https://www.bookbub.com/authors/jenn-mckinlay


Monday, January 6, 2020

Best Nine 2019 for the Reds

Jenn McKinlay: A couple of years ago, I started following the hashtag #bestnine on Instagram. It's basically a collage of the nine most liked photos in an Instagrammer's feed. I loved it, so this year
I convinced the Reds to collect their top nine, so we could share them with you. In no particular order, here they are:


@jungleredwriters I think T-bone is an official RED!

@hankpryan Our woman of action!
@deborah.crombie Flowers and books - perfection

@authorrhysbowen The top middle one makes me LOL!!!


 @hallie.ephron Our scholar. Also, the snow pictures kill me! Brrr.


 @lucyburdette CAKE!!! Also, hairnet!!!

@mckinlayjenn A donut as big as my head!


We're working on getting our Julia onto Instagram, so you'll have to wait until next year to see her #bestnine! How about you, Readers? Do you do Instagram? If so, what's your handle? We'll look for you! Also, even if you don't have Instagram, what's your best moment of 2019? Mine was most def the donut as big as my head! 



Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Dipping Your Toe in Instagram

INGRID THOFT

The Reds have recently been contemplating Instagram, the social media platform that focuses on pictures, and is the favored platform for kids today, meaning everyone under forty!  There will always be debate about the benefits and drawbacks of any one social media platform, but there's no denying that Instagram is a treasure trove of amazing images and the potential to connect users with shared interests no matter where they live.

Even if you have no interest in posting on IG, you can set up an account and look and lurk to your heart's content.  No matter your interests, you'll find instagrammers who are on the same wavelength.  Obviously, you can find everything and anything book-related, but rather than play favorites, here are some of my favorites beyond the realm of books.


@atlasobscura

Dedicated to the world's "strange and wondrous side," @atlasobscura features places you'd love to visit and even some you wouldn't.  If you have wanderlust or like to rubberneck in front of your phone or computer, this account is one to follow.



@thepetpark

Okay, full disclosure, I'm friends with the guy who owns this account, but I'd love it even if I weren't.  @thepetpark aggregates the funniest, cutest, most jaw dropping pet pics and videos.  If I'm on my phone, and I burst out laughing, chances are, I'm catching up on The Pet Park feed.  Guaranteed to put a smile on your face.



@theroyalfamily

This account also puts a smile on my face, and not just because of the Duke and Duchess (and their baby on-the-way.)  @theroyalfamily features a variety of family members and is focused on their charitable works.  Have any doubt that the Queen is one of the hardest working women in the world?  You won't after a couple of weeks following her on IG.




@dinneralovestory

I've long been a fan of Jenny Rosenstrach's blog and cookbooks, which offer recipes and meal planning for the non-Martha Stewarts among us.  Rosenstrach's IG account offers meal ideas, great guests, and terrific travel posts that will point you to the best restaurants in town.  




@divingpassport

Even if you don't like to wade out past your ankles, it's hard not to be wowed by the amazing photographs on @divingpassport.  The colors, exotic locations, and sheer variety in sea life, always make me itch to get back in the water.




Do you have any Instagram favorites?  Or are you looking for some suggestions?  Stop by the comments and weigh in!





Monday, February 12, 2018

On Photographs



LUCY BURDETTE: It’s kind of a mixed blessing that everyone has a camera at their fingertips these days. On the one hand, we get to see things that we'd never see otherwise – special romantic moments, pet antics, cute kids, concerts. And it sure helps when your kids and grandkids don't live close by. But at the same time I wonder about missing the boat that is life because I am so busy taking pictures and posting them to Facebook or Instagram or Twitter. Sometimes I leave the iPhone at home just to stay the moment (OK. Not often...) 

But from time to time I have not had my camera at a moment when I really wished I did. For example, John and I were walking to the Cuban coffee queen a couple of weeks ago. Chickens are ubiquitous in Key West. There’s even an ordinance that protects them from harm. And tourists go mad over them, so I don’t that often pay them much attention, although I do comment on especially handsome roosters. 



(The video above is not the one I missed, not quite as spectacular, but cute..) But on that morning I saw a very wide hen spread out on the sidewalk. So wide, it was like a chicken pancake. “I wonder if something’s wrong her?” I asked John. And as we watched for a moment, she stood up, and out from under her wide spread feathers rushed 10 tiny chicks. I so wished I had had my camera set on video for that moment. It would have gone viral! 



And here's a photo I would hate to have missed (Me with Judy Blume, yes that Judy Blume, and she's selling my books.)

Reds, how do you feel about the constant stream of photos we're bombarded with? Are you a photographer? Tell us about one of your favorites. 




HALLIE EPHRON: I wish you'd had a camera too for that hen. 

I love all the pictures and videos and how easy it is to take and share. Our kids are constantly sending them of the grandkids. It's almost like being there. Here's a video they sent us of our adorable grandson... there's nothing to it but my oh my it makes me smile.



  JENN McKINLAY: Pics or it didn't happen! Just kidding. Honestly, I love the constant stream of images. My family is all on the east coast and yet I still feel close because we share pictures, videos, and texts all the time. When the Hooligans take flight from the nest, I know it will be hard but staying connected through pictures will make it much more bearable.

RHYS BOWEN: I have just come home from an all day photo shoot. Six hours of sitting in front of a camera. My face is really tired of smiling so I may be a little anti-photo at this minute. But I do agree that sometimes we spend so much time taking pix that we lose the moment. I loved taking pictures of the grandkids when they were small. I take zillions every holiday with the family and I do enjoy looking at those. But sometimes when we travel now I leave it to John to take the pictures.



INGRID THOFT: I love that we have the means to capture our lives on film, but I agree with Lucy that it can take away from the experience if you’re too focused on the documenting rather than the living!  That said, nothing makes me smile more than getting a text showing my niece in her Halloween costume or my nephew in his bow tie before his band concert.  

In addition to family pictures, my favorites are the photos and video my husband takes underwater.  The slide shows of our snorkeling and scuba diving excursions are a huge hit in our extended family, and it makes me so happy to look at the pictures on our walls and see reminders of far flung locations like Fiji and the Great Barrier Reef.  The creatures aren’t all as cute as the nieces and nephews, but we have a soft spot for them!

HANK PHILLIPPI RYAN:  Well, I love them. I know it's distracting, and yes, there's the constant thought that we aren't living in the present, or seeing things--but just taking a photo of it. Where was I recently, some event, and all you could see were peoples' camera/phones. They had the lens between them and reality. And the Selfie Kid at the Super Bowl--there's Justin Timberlake, dancing right next to him in the stands--and all he can think about his getting a photo.  I fear I might have done the same thing.

But I adore family photos, cannot get enough of them, and it doesn't have to be my own family.  When we were on vacation last week, there were wild monkeys in the back yard of the house we rented, and I took about a zillion photos of them. (Here's one in a tree.) . And wow, when someone captures a once in a lifetime moment? 



Like--here's Sue Grafton asking me to sign my book to her! I mean--thank goodness for someone who had a camera at the ready!

I am aware that I'm not always a "good" photographer--my pics are more like happy snaps. But I try.

JULIA SPENCER-FLEMING: I am ever more not a photographer. Back in college I spent the summer in Italy, and took five pictures. Five. My sister Barb, on the other hand, takes pictures of everything! She's put together some wonderful small photo books of her and the boys' visits to Maine, and given them to me. I love them. 

Now that everyone has a camera in their pocket, I have upped my quotient. I think I took ten pictures on our recent vacation in Hawaii! I focus (no pun intended) on images of family or friends, in part because I have a very good memory for places and sights. I don't have any photos of Victoria Falls from my 1998 safari, but I have a complete memory of sitting on a rock and watching the water roar by - the sound and the damp and the lightness of the sky. On the other hand, I find it hard to conjure up what the Smithie looked like as a toddler. I need a camera for that! 

Here's one I particularly love - the family in front of Paradise Pond, on the Smith campus. It's Ivy Day, the day before graduation, and all the girls wear white. It's a nice picture of the five of us, and it also takes me back to that event, and how happy and proud I was.

DEBORAH CROMBIE: I worry a lot about documenting when I should be appreciating, especially when I am traveling. It's hard to strike a balance. But there are moments when I am so glad I just happened to have my phone handy, when I would never have had a "real" camera at the ready. Here's one from last fall, of my granddaughter discovering the chicks on a trip with me to the local feed store.  

And here's another, of a red bud leaf floating on our pond, that I would never have captured if I hadn't had my phone in my pocket.

 



Red readers, are you fans of the instant photos and videos we see all around us? Or do you see a dark side? Or both?

Monday, July 20, 2015

The Brave New World? Keeping up with the Kids




LUCY BURDETTE: When our kids travel these days, they never make a hotel or B and B reservation. They even skip places like HomeAway and VacationRentalByOwner. It’s all about Air B and B.  They have been ecstatic about the places they find and they gloat about the dirt cheap prices.

Okay, says I, last time we traveled to Venice CA for a big celebration, I’ll try it. I searched the listings in Venice near our daughter, wasted many hours reading reviews, and finally settled on a cute guest house in someone’s back yard. It wasn’t cheap, I assure you (but what is in California?)--so I assumed they’d be delighted to have us. Then I got this message back:
 

We would love to host you.... but could tell me a bit more about yourself, and fill out the BIO on this site...and a photo please...

Really? I need a bio to pay them money? And a photo? So I posted a few chipper lines about how I write and John has a retirement website and how we’d barely be there--our user footprint would be like nothing, and we definitely go to bed early. And then I chose the most cheerful picture of us that I could find. Nope, no ax murderers in this crowd!


Phew, we were accepted.

The other new thing I’m trying is Instagram. My daughter explained that posting on Facebook is deemed pathetic these days. So I’m trying--I get the part about choosing great pictures. But why does everyone have a weird handle? And how do the hashtags work (not like Twitter!) And is this a promotional device, or a way to share photos?

How about you reds, are you stretching yourself with tools from a younger generation?

HANK PHILLIPPI RYAN: Please tell me about Instagram. I would love to learn about it. I know, everyone's mom is on Facebook, what can I say.

I cannot watch TV on my computer, so forget that. How do you even do that?   But we have Roku and Acorn and Amazon TV, and those are great. Does that count?  (I still cannot turn the TV on, I leave that to Jonathan.)

And sorry,  my family is all about Airbnb, too. I say, and it's just me, I know:  yuck.   And Lucy, that story is only part of why. Not a chance.

DEBORAH CROMBIE: I'm glad to know I'm not alone on the Instagram thing. Lucy, you are going to explain it to us, right? My daughter only does Facebook, no Twitter or Instagram, so I figure maybe I am not THAT out of it. And I'm with you on the Air B&B, too. I understand people wanting to know about you before they have you in their home--but I don't really want to stay in someone's else's home! Maybe I would try it for a night or two, but I wouldn't book a three week stay in London and not have any idea what I was getting into.

I do sometime watch TV on my computer. And we have had Roku for ages and watch almost everything streaming. Rick things I'm completely dorky because I still like to watch some things in real time, even though I'm recording them....

RHYS BOWEN: My son and daughter in law just returned from an air B and B stay in the village of Kais Kais in Portugal. Loved it and particularly loved being able to shop for their own fresh produce. I don't think it would be for me. I'd be uneasy about being in someone else's home. And I like Marriott style beds these days. We rented an apartment on Corfu and the beds were not good. Lots of grumpy mornings.

Instagram--I can barely manage Facebook and Twitter. And I don't see the point of pictures. I love the interaction with my fans on Facebook. I just passed the 11,000 mark and did a survey to show LIKES from every state except North Dakota and many countries around the world. So please don't ask me to learn Instagram now. But I do watch PBS and ESPN on my computer and we do have a smart TV. So not totally old fogies.  However today I got one of those calls from India purporting to be Microsoft with a message about my computer. I've tried everything with them. This time I said, "I'm sorry, honey. I'm just a little old lady and I don't know nothing about them computer things....  " Very satisfying.


SUSAN ELIA MACNEAL: I'm a different generation, but I still wouldn't do airbnb. I just wouldn't feel safe, especially if traveling alone. WHO ELSE HAS KEYS? I feel like it's a murder mystery just waiting to happen.

I agree Facebook is fading a bit, but I still love interacting with readers. Oh, and I refuse to learn to use Instagram — no more social media. No. More. Social. Media. (I take world's worst pictures anyway....) 

Twitter, though, has been growing on me. If you're on Twitter, you MUST follow fictional character, the Duchess Goldblatt. Here's her bio: "FEASTING ON THE CARCASSES OF MY ENEMIES: A LOVE STORY (Random House, '16). Inspirational author, AN AXE TO GRIND. Goldbatt Prize sponsor. Trophy ex-wife." 




Seriously. You'll thank me. Her Grace (and yes, you must address her properly) is often my reason for switching on the computer in the morning.

JULIA SPENCER-FLEMING: Susan, I follow Her Grace as well! Probably because I saw her on your Twitter feed, which is one of the things I love about Twitter. You "meet" people you would otherwise never find online. As for Facebook, yes, it may be for us olds, but everyone over the age of twenty-five is on it, and it's still the ideal platform to reach readers (professionally) and family (personally.)

The thing the kids are on? Tumblr (both my daughters have accounts,) Snapchat, What'sApp (I may be misspelling that) and if they're of a certain age, they're swiping right and left on Tinder and Grinder. None of my kids are big picture takers, so no Instagram for my family. Which is okay - I mean, how many social media platforms can you visit and interact with in a day? And still get some work done and feed the dog and cat?

As for AirBnB, I've never tried it, but I know our peripatetic friend Jenny Milchman has used the service a lot when she's not touring with her family, and she loves it. Who knows, maybe Ross and I will give it a try when we go to Bouchercon in Raleigh! 


Red readers, how do you manage the newfangled technology? Can anyone help us with Instagram?? 

If you're on Instagram, tell us how to find you! You can follow Lucy here.

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Glenn Miller



JAN BROGAN:  Because of its ever evolving nature, social media always feels to me like one of those sci-fi monsters that is always changing its form. 
Today, we are lucky to have Glenn Miller, a freelance social media strategist here at Jungle Red to tame the monster by giving us a good idea of what he? she? it? actually looks like. 
Glenn has a varied career. He's been a genetic engineer, a computer programmer, a data warehouse expert, an author, a business found, a company president a chess coach, a grant writer and a charter school founder.
What they all have in common, he says, is that they required he learn to make words matter. 
Here, he makes words matter for our benefit. This is about the best advice I've seen anywhere for authors and anyone else who wants to understand and manage  the social media beast. I, for one, have already printed it out and posted it the bulletin board over my computer.

GLENN MILLERI help fiction writers do social media.
Some of my clients are novelists; most are political candidates—and all have stories to tell, stories that need audiences. These days, writers augment their audience-finding process with social media. (At least, all the cool kids do.) But for the most part my clients would rather not be spending time on social sites at all, much less navigating the intricacies of facebook’s latest timeline modifications. So I help them be as efficient as possible. What you get below is the rough-and-tumble outcome of that.


The Social Landscape, with Cats
You might hear that you should find your personal comfort level, that you should do what’s right for you. According to prevalent chatter, each person has a unique social formula for success, and it’s your job to find your own.

Wrong!

You don’t have time to discover your own special sauce. You really don’t: you need to be writing. So here’s the social media prescription for writers in its briefest, starkest form:


·      Write good books, and lots of them. Nothing else matters if you skip this and focus on social media (or any other kind of) promotion.

·      Be on facebook because you have to, with a fan page in addition to your personal page. Otherwise, your limit of 5000 “personal” friends will eventually make you sad. Nobody likes sad. Facebook is the 800-pound gorilla of social media, and a must-have. Here’s your recipe: Drop in at least 5 times per week. Act naturally. Have fun. Be yourself. Promote occasionally. Post cat pictures.



·      Be on pinterest because you want to. It's quick and fun. Also, your target  is here. Drop in at least 2 times per week, but not for more than 20 minutes. Post delightful images related to your genre or specific books. And cat pictures.
·      Skip twitter unless you want the flurry. It has some value as a traffic generator and connection engine (reporters are here; so is your agent), but also the highest learning curve and time commitment. And the drawback: harder to post cat pictures.
·      Build your own mailing list, for your newsletter, which you must have. No, really. (Not kidding.) ((If you thought I was kidding when I said, “Not kidding,” I wasn’t.))
·      Skip LinkedIn. Add Goodreads only if you want another (although useful) time sink. Pass on google+ for now. Post your pictures to facebook instead of Instagram. Make your website attractive to search engines.
·      Write more good books. And go take some more cat pictures.




Facing Facebook: Friends and Fans

We all just want to be liked.

It’s always been true; facebook just formalized the process. Your job is to capitalize on it, which means having a fan page, which you must do ahead of all other social media efforts. If instead you try to over-leverage your personal page you’ll find that your conversations are stilted, since your audience is a strange mix of faraway cousins, rabid readers, leftover high-school crushes, and motley hangers-on. Very motley. Plus, there’s that 5000-fan limit. Just make a fan page. And when you do, invite people from your personal page to Like it. That’s not desperate or pathetic behavior in the insular world that is facebook. It’s expected.

Recognize that your friend page (that’s you personally) and your fan page (that’s you professionally) are independent; unless a friend is also a fan, that friend does not see any fan page posts. That is, a friend of yours must first Like your fan page to get your witty and erudite writerly updates.

And yes, this means that if you have a topic appropriate for both audiences, you need to double post it.

But Who Are You?
You’ll have different content and different conversations depending on who you are on facebook. That is, depending on whether you are logged in as your personal page or your fan page. So you always need to know which of the two you are at the moment.

When you log in to facebook, it's as yourself. You verify this by noting the profile thumbnail picture on the top right of the menu bar. You can then choose to adopt the identity of your fan page by clicking the drop-down box adjacent to your name. Thus, the importance of having different profile pics for your personal page and your fan page: they let you know who you “are” at the moment.

Once you click your fan page, you become that—but since your personal page and your fan page are probably named the same, using the picture is the easiest way to differentiate at a glance.

That’s What I’m Talking About



Unlike in high school, on facebook you want people to talk about you, and lately facebook makes this even more visible with its “Talking About” metric, right there, next to your number of “Total Likes.” Taunting you. Telling you, when it’s low, that you just aren’t popular this week. Making you reach for your teddy bear and a tall Scotch. (Or maybe that’s just me.)

So do something about it. Rouse the rabble. Kick up some dust. Try these, recognizing that it's all voodoo anyway:
·      Ask for likes and shares. No, really. Just ask. Need a little love from time to time? Just ask for it.
·      Cats. (Also babies or dogs, in a pinch.)
·      Ask questions, occasionally using facebook's poll feature. Your fans want to be heard, but they are mostly too timid to pipe up. A poll gets past that.
·      Include a picture in almost every post. I know that words are your tools, but we humans are visual creatures. Don’t fight against this.
·      Spread the love. Occasionally share other posts from your newsfeed.


Old-School Marketing

I know you just really want to sell books. And all this social media rigmarole is swell and all, but how does it translate to sales?

Over the long haul it does. Each venue has a purpose: to drive traffic or create a conversion.
·      Facebook is where your readers are, especially your existing readers. Its job is to get readers to like you. So they will buy your books.
·      Pinterest is to get readers to your website.
·      Twitter’s value: making industry connections and driving site traffic.
·      Google+ is where good ideas go to die.
·      LinkedIn is where you give up writing and go find a soul-killing corporate gig.
·      Goodreads is to sell books. But street corners might be easier.
·      Your website is to sell books. And get names on your newsletter list. And pull in search traffic. And establish your brand. And give credibility.

All of this in sum creates a significant value: agents and publishers will adore you for having a pre-built fan base. This can be especially crucial if you are querying.
But even more practical is to get those names on your email list. You want results? Get them from your own old-school email list, which you should treasure as much as Scrooge McDuck does his pool of money. Get your visitors to sign up, and then send them content that reveals to them how smart they were for choosing to do so. Make them feel special, intimate, part of a secret club. And make the invitation prominent and easy.

And then go write more books.

JAN:  Glenn will be stopping by to answer your social media questions, so TAKE ADVANTAGE of his good nature while you can. You can also follow him on twitter     @glennjmiller

And come back tomorrow, when I interview documentary film-maker Heidi Sullivan on the art of telling true stories on film.