Tuesday, June 27, 2023

Sarah Stewart Taylor's Strangest Job Ever

**Late breaking news! Jay Roberts is the winner of Jeri Westerson's The Isolated Seance! Lucy D is the winner of Alicia Bessett's Murder on Mustang Beach! The winner of Barbara Ross's Hidden Beneath is Deborah Ortega!

Now back to our regularly scheduled program...

DEBORAH CROMBIE: I am such a huge fan of Sarah Stewart Taylor's books, and as I was fortunate enough to read an advanced copy of her latest Maggie D'arcy novel, A STOLEN CHILD, I can personally vouch for it being a terrific read and I'm thrilled to have her as our guest today.



What a great topic, too. This came up recently at a writers' conference and hearing about everyone's weird jobs was fascinating.

Here's Sarah to share some of hers!

In my new Maggie D’arcy mystery, A Stolen Child, Maggie has just started a new job as a patrol officer in Dublin, Ireland when she and her partner are first on the scene of the murder of a young model and reality TV star. As Maggie realizes that the woman’s toddler daughter is missing and starts to unravel the threads of the investigation, she feels an extra level of pressure to do well in her new job, and to prove herself so that she can make it onto a homicide team. Focusing on Maggie’s mindset while I was writing got me thinking about jobs, the ones we hate, the ones we love, the great ones and the weird ones.

If you don’t count getting paid a nickel each to pluck slugs and snails off of the plants in my grandparent’s garden, I got my first job when I was ten years old and was hired by a Mary Kay saleswoman in my suburban neighborhood. I would walk over to her house after school and she would pay me to put shiny gold stickers on the pink boxes of Mary Kay products stacked against the wall in her guestroom. She had a very pink and pristinely clean house and I loved sitting on the bed in her floral-scented guestroom, peeling off the labels and placing them carefully on the boxes. She didn’t yet have a pink Cadillac, but she was working toward that goal, something she talked about all the time, and I remember feeling proud that I was somehow part of it.

Between the ages of eleven and fifteen, I was a babysitter. I babysat often, for all different kinds of kids and families, and managed to save quite a lot of money by watching movies in other people’s houses and eating their snacks after the kids went to bed. I loved seeing different houses and getting a window into all those different family dynamics.

And then, I got a job in a bookstore. That was my high school job, and in many ways it was the best job I ever had. The bookstore was a beloved, independent fixture in my Long Island town and enjoyed enthusiastic support from the community. I stocked the shelves, recommended books, and learned a lot about literature and about the world. I met a lot of real-life authors too and I think that my bookstore job made writing books seem possible. And since it came with a discount, it also served as the gateway to my lifelong book-buying addiction . . .

During high school and college, I had a whole variety of jobs. I worked as a receptionist and constituent services assistant in my congressman’s district office and as a sandwich delivery person in my college town. I waited tables at an extremely fancy French restaurant, where I had to speak in a soft voice, and clear the tables in one graceful, confident take, balancing all of the heavy china plates on one arm so that the guests wouldn’t have to look at dirty dishes for a moment longer than necessary.

After college, I moved to Ireland and worked in pubs, and then eventually as a nanny. I went to graduate school there, and when I returned to the States, it felt like it was time to get a “real job.” 

I worked in publishing for a while — an invaluable experience for someone who wanted to write books. I am grateful every day for the experience of seeing how the sausage gets made — but what I really wanted to do was to write and while I was getting my journalism career going, I got a part-time job teaching writing and literature at a men’s prison. It was another one of my favorite jobs, illuminating in so many different ways. It provided me with a look at our imperfect and inequitable justice system and at the terrible things humans do to one another, as well as at the transcendent humanity that can be found in even dismal places. 

I loved being a daily news reporter and spent the next few years writing new stories during the workday, and fictional ones at night and early in the morning. When my husband and I moved to Washington, DC for a few years, I felt like I was close to finishing my first novel and got a job as a dog walker to allow myself more time to write and revise.

Every day, between eleven and two, I would walk all over the city with my furry charges, picking up dog poop, greeting the regulars at the dog park, breaking up scuffles, and giving out treats. My husband had a prestigious job with the Clinton administration and I secretly loved going to his fancy work events and to cocktail parties and seeing people’s faces when they asked what I did and I told them I was a dog walker. The job offered me time to plot and think about my writing while I wandered all over the city and it gave me lots of ideas for future novels. Every day, I got to go into my clients’ houses when they weren’t home. I saw their photographs and personal belongings. I could tell when a spouse had moved out, or when someone was sick. Those glimpses of strangers’ houses gave me endless fodder for novel writing. 

For the last twenty years, since my first book was published, I have described my profession as “writer” or “novelist” wherever it needed to be described, but like most fiction writers I have had to do other things to make money as well: teaching, journalism, P.R. writing, farming, and the most wonderful and demanding — and unpaid and undervalued — work of parenting.

What is the strangest work you’ve ever done? What’s the best job you ever had? 

 


Sarah Stewart Taylor is the author of the Sweeney St. George series and the Maggie D'arcy series. The first Maggie D'arcy mystery, The Mountains Wild, was on numerous Best of the Year lists and was a Library Journal Pick of the Month. The fourth Maggie D'arcy mystery, A Stolen Child, is out now.

Sarah grew up on Long Island, and was educated at Middlebury College in Vermont and Trinity College, Dublin, where she studied Irish Literature. She has worked as a journalist and writing teacher and now lives with her family on a farm in Vermont where they raise sheep and grow blueberries. Sarah spends as much time in Ireland as she can. 

DEBS: Dog walkers are like real estate agents and house cleaners, they get to see everything--so perfect for the perpetually nosy writer!

I highly recommend following Sarah on Instagram to see fun updates on her farming life. The lambs!

REDs and readers, share your strangest job!


53 comments:

  1. Congratulations, Sarah, on your newest book . . . I’m looking forward to finding out just what happened to the Little One . . .
    Best job I ever had? Teaching. Spending your day with first graders is nothing short of wonderful.
    Strangest [well, sort of] job? Working at a blueberry farm one summer. [We sat on either side of a conveyor belt and had to pull out all the green berries, leaves, branches . . . totally mind-numbing work.]

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    1. Thank you, Joan! We grow blueberries so I know about all that picking. Very tedious! Yes, teaching is the best. And so important. Thank you for doing that important work!

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  2. Not sure what strange jobs I've had. I did yard work for years as a teen. I spent a summer working at a water slide park. I guess it would probably be that one. Other than that, I've worked as an accountant.

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    1. Mark, the water slide park job makes me think of this documentary we saw a few years ago. It's called Class Action Park, about Action Park in NJ. It's . . . quite something.

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  3. Congratulations, Sarah, on A Stolen Child being published!

    I guess the strangest job was a temporary summer job working in a factory, testing watches with LCD numbers. I had to use a pair of tweezers and click the buttons in the various combinations to be sure the date, time and whatever else displayed correctly. After lunch they increased the expected number of watches required to be tested (think Lucy and Ethel at the chocolate factory, but not as funny or delicious). I remember my hand being cramped and only lasting two days! The best job was being an elementary school librarian. Introducing kids to new books, reading in different voices, hearing the children’s laughter - priceless. — Pat S.

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  4. I worked in a medical lab that was in the sub-sub-sub basement of a facility. I lasted one day because I had to do and see things that no human should have to see or touch.

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  5. Congratulations on your new book! I have read all the previous Maggie D'Arcy books and enjoyed them greatly. Nice to have a new one to look forward to. My oddest job, among many over the years, was being a mystery shopper. I once had to tear up a $20 bill at a bank! Don't they arrest you for mutilating US currency? My best job is the one I have now. When I told my parents that I read for a living, my Dad looked at me and said, "They pay you for that?"

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    1. Thank you! I feel like I remember someone writing a mystery series about a mystery shopper. And yes, reading for a living in the dream!

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    2. https://www.goodreads.com/series/52265-josie-marcus-mystery-shopper

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  6. Waving hi as a former farmer! Congratulations on the new book - I'm really looking forward to it.

    What a great set of jobs you've had. None of mine were strange, although a few were unusual, and all were interesting. I worked as a pump jock and baby auto mechanic in the mid-seventies straight out of college. Loved that job. I taught conversational English in Japan, taught linguistics while earning a PhD, worked in early speech recognition, wrote free-lance essays about the farming life, taught childbirth classes and did doula work, and ended up as a software technical writer for twenty years before ditching it all to write fiction full time.

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    1. Thank you, Edith! This is an amazing set of jobs. Lots of fodder for your writing here!

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  7. SARAH: Congratulations on the newest Maggie D'Arcy book! I enjoyed reading A STOLEN CHILD and learning more about the book at your Poisoned Pen interview with Lesa Holstine.

    Best temp job: Student librarian in junior high, high school and university. Working with books every day was a dream job
    Worst temp job: Census taker for Canada's 1986 and 1991 census. Going door-to-door to follow-up on whether households completed the census questionnaire was challenging!

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    1. Thank you, Grace! My husband was in elective office for many years and so I spent a lot of time going door-to-door during campaigns. It is fascinating and definitely gave me lots of book ideas.

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  8. Sarah, congratulations on the new book. I admit I haven't read the Maggie D'Arcy series before now. However, I read the description of this book a couple weeks back and was intrigued. So I got the first book in the series and am working on that now. You've got a joint appearance coming up with Paul Doiron at the An Unlikely Story bookstore in Plainville, MA next month and I'm hoping to be able to attend it.

    Strangest job I've ever had? I don't think I've had a STRANGE job. Pretty much just worked in the typical jobs you'd expect when I first started working. Fast food places, stuff like that. McDonalds was the WORST but I don't count it as strange.

    As an adult my jobs have been relatively benign. They get the bills paid which is what is the driving force for me. As for best job, can we count my work doing reviews for Mystery Scene and the two music websites I write for? Even if technically only one of them PAYS me? No? Okay, well how about my job now then. I run the warehouse for a dental supply company. It's not exciting and occasionally I actually have to work hard, but I've been there for 25 years and it's given me the opportunity to do all the other things I like to do in life.

    ALSO: WHOOO HOOO! I won that Jeri Westerson book! How do I go about getting it sent to me?

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    1. Lucy, Edith Maxwell reached out to me so I believe she forwarded you my contact info but I will follow up as well.

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    2. Thank you so much, Jay! I so appreciate that and hope to see you in Plainville.

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  9. I once gave out potato chip samples at a grocery store… so many elderly gents who were supposed to restrict their salt intake… I probably poisoned them. And honestly I’ve had a ton of great jobs and when they stopped being great I quit. Benefit of having a fully employed spouse.

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    1. Halie, hmmm. Poisoning someone through free store samples sounds like a book idea . . . I was at our food coop the other day and a woman was giving away samples of her homemade BBQ sauce. She was a good salesperson. You couldn't get past her without sampling it!

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  10. Welcome Sarah--your book is next on my teetering pile--hurray! I once won a contest right here on the blog for the most bizarre job ever. I had to hand feed axelotls with tweezers of frozen liver. they would not eat anything that wasn't moving so I had to swish the offal in their bins of water until they snapped at it. Over and over and over...

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    1. As soon as I read "What was your strangest job," I thought of your axolotls, Lucy. Hand feeding them wasn't just your strangest job, it's the strangest job, period.

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    2. Yup, that is the winner. ANd now I am singing.

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  11. Maybe more "eye opening" than weird: I spent a summer chambermaiding in a resort town. Enough said.

    Sarah: Congrats on this latest book. I am looking forward to seeing how Maggie settles into life in Ireland.

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  12. Congratulations on your latest - so looking forward to reading it.

    The heroine of my first published mystery was a dogwalker. Gave her lots of opportunity to be nosy while she studied for her real estate license. My weirdest job - line worker at a bow factory. We either stood in front of a huge hopper all night - yes, it was a night job - and stuffed fists full of bows into plastic bags that passed by on a conveyor belt or put bows into individual plastic cases and sent them through the heat sealers. Any way you did it, it was piece work and conveyor belts were involved.

    Best job - the one I have now - full time writer!

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  13. Sarah, congratulations! I love your Maggy D'Arcy books! One of my college holiday break jobs was working as a cashier at an underground parking garage. I was supposed to be a cashier only, but of course I ended up parking the cars. I accidentally scraped one against one of the pillars, but my boss was really nice about it. The building (a 3 story small shopping center called The Galleria) was owned by a prominent Portland business family, the Naitos. Bob, the son who ran the parking garage also had an ice cream shop on the first floor (Gelato Roberto?) Mickie, his mom, had an office upstairs. She hired me to do some calligraphy for her--I don't remember what it was about. For the temps, (a guy who was supposed to park the cars and me) Christmas Eve was our last day. We hinted and then begged Bob and finally talked him into giving us a free scoop of ice cream for our 'Christmas bonus'.

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  14. Congratulations on the latest book! I just finished reading The Drowning Sea a couple days ago and now am ready to see how Maggie finds her new job. I'm sure it will be interesting and exciting and maybe a bit dangerous.

    I never had any truly strange jobs. One summer I worked in an office of department of agriculture. It was mostly boring except when I got to measure fields. We had huge aerial photographs of farmer's fields and with a little gizmo I traced around various fields to determine the acreage. Some fields of some crops were then put in the land bank. At least that's the way I remember it.

    I had another job that only lasted one time. That is because I am short. The elderly later wanted someone who could reach up and dust high things. I dusted the low things, which were already dust free. Then I took her trash out and burned it, which was allowed then. I still think how she locked the door behind me when I went out her back door, then watched me burn the trash and unlocked the door to let me in.

    My math professor needed a babysitter so I got that job for one night and one night only. I don't remember the kids being a problem but the counters were piled with dirty dishes, as was the sink. I think it was every dish, pot and pan they owned. Did I start washing the dishes? Maybe, but I don't remember doing that. I do remember that I never went back to work for that family again. Like Sarah, I found it very interesting and informative to see what goes on in people's houses.

    My other college job was working in a liquor store. As I remember it wasn't at all busy and I think the owner only hired me because I said I needed a job before Christmas.

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  15. Congrats, Sarah, on your latest Maggie book. I think I've missed a step in this series, so need to catch up! Worst job was during college--small factory that made thermostats--you'd reach through a slot with basically a flathead screwdriver and turn each dial on the thermostat until it the thermostat was correctly calibrated. I think 90% of mine would come back to be redone. I never understood how I lasted all summer!

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  16. Sarah, I once had an acquaintance who bought boxes of my book on sewing for profit to donate to Women's prison libraries. One reader wrote to me to thank me for opening her eyes to possibilities.

    Probably the weirdest jobs I've had were temporary. Thank goodness. Cleaning classrooms at the convent high school I'd attended as a freshman. The girls' and boys' schools had merged into a new coed one, so the nuns needed help that summer scrubbing the teenage funk away. 14-year old me and a slightly older girl washed 10' high windows and blackboards for a couple months, and Sister would bring us ice cold Cokes and apples to go with our sack lunch.

    Twice I have worked for guys with small businesses who had neither the time nor the inclination to balance their checkbooks, or file their paperwork. Lesson learned: Keep up with this stuff. I worked for about two weeks calling doctors' offices to see if we could place temps from an employment agency. What a scam, but I did end up dating one dentist. One summer I helped a friend make banners and flags for drum corps flag bearers. I learned to sew fragile silks and lame's on a high speed machine. This was 30 years ago, and my friend made over $100,000 a summer doing this in her basement.

    My best two jobs were dress buyer for a small chain of stores for petites and small sizes (I got to travel to NYC and Chicago), and kitchen and bath designer (talk about going into people's homes!).

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    1. Dress buyer must have been a fun job! Shopping and getting paid for it!

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  17. I think perhaps the strangest thing I’ve done is babysit for a family when their kids were sick and couldn’t go to their regular daycare. I mean voluntarily take care of other people’s puking kids. Who does that? It was the mid 80s and I only got 2-3 dollars per hour. Luckily I never caught any bugs.
    My best job has been mother to my 3 children, puke and all.

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    1. I also have three, Brenda, and I agree about it being the best job!

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  18. My strangest may have been as a dealer in Las Vegas (cards, not drugs as some of my friends in the 70s assumed). It wasn't the job so much as the really odd people who sometimes came by my table. Perhaps the strangest I almost had was at a lab near Goodyear. I would mount a tire on a huge machine, tighten the lug nuts, and run it for hours on different surfaces at different speeds while a computer recorded it's performance. Then remove the nuts, remove the tire, mount another one and do it again. Had to quit after two days -- I only weighed 98pounds and some of the tires were four feet across!

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    1. These jobs sound like good inspiration for novel writing!

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  19. Anon, use the search bar in the upper left hand corner of this site to search for "axolotl." I guarantee you will find the results entertaining.

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  20. I got to read the advance copy of A STOLEN CHILD and it is terrific. Get your copy today!

    As to my strangest job... does motherhood count?

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    1. Thank you, Julia! I think motherhood may indeed be the strangest job of all.

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  21. Thanks Julia - I looked up axelotls and also found this interesting article from NPR:

    https://www.npr.org/2022/10/20/1130079687/axolotl-pet-salamander-minecraft

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  22. Congratulations on your new novel, THE STOLEN CHILD, Sarah. QQ: Ia this novel a suspense or a thriller novel?

    The strangest job I had .....trying to recall...I cannot remember though I am sure that there was a strange job somewhere in my past history....

    Happy publication day to authors whose books / novels are launching today,
    Diana

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    1. It's a police procedural, but definitely more on the suspense side in terms of tone, if that makes sense.

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  23. Oh, I am SUCH a fan! SUCH a fan! LOVE this book! Strangest job? Well, I was a proofreader for a publishing company when I was 19--I read the ENTIRE Indiana Code of laws out loud, with all the punctuation, while a colleague, listening, wrote the corrections in the copy. I read about torts, steam boiler regulations, exotic animals--all of it. I also made Dilly Bars in the back room of the Zionsville Indiana Dairy Queen. I wonder which one is more valuable?
    And Sarah--your goats are SO cute! xxx

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    1. Thanks, Hank! I love Dilly Beans so that would have been a good job for me!

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  24. During college I worked in a fruit cannery putting cherries in cans of fruit cocktail. It was considered skilled labor because I used a machine, 10 cents an hour extra!

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